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Go to the Scriptures... the joyful promises it contains will be a balsam to all your troubles.

Ambrose St.


Political speeches are like steer horns. A point here, a point there, and a lot of bull inbetween.

Ambrose Bierce


Some men are heterosexual, and some are bisexual, and some men don't think about sex at all... they become lawyers.

Ambrose Bierce


You can't start worrying about what's going to happen. You get spastic enough worrying about what's happening now.

Ambrose Bierce


If two men agree on everything, you may be sure that one of them is doing the thinking.

Ambrose Bierce


I am examining you on your fool ideas that no intelligent Christian on earth believes.

Ambrose Bierce


Or you or I must yield up his life to Ahrimanes. I would rather it were you. I should have no hesitation in sacrificing my own life to spare yours, but we take stock next week, and it would not be fair on the company.

Ambrose Bierce


Democracy means simply the bludgeoning of the people by the people for the people.

Bierce Ambrose


Drop the vase and it will become a Ming of the past.

Bierce Ambrose


Seize the day, put no trust in the morrow!

Bierce Ambrose


Being a woman is of special interest only to aspiring male transsexuals. To actual women it is merely a good excuse not to play football.

Bierce Ambrose


It usually takes more than three weeks to prepare a good impromptu speech.

Bierce Ambrose


The big cities of America are becoming Third World countries.

Bierce Ambrose


Nasrudin returned to his village from the imperial capital, and the villagers gathered around to hear what had passed. "At this time," said Nasrudin, "I only want to say that the King spoke to me." All the villagers but the stupidest ran off to spr

Bierce Ambrose


People love high ideals, but they got to be about 33-percent plausible.

Bierce Ambrose


It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether II win or lose.

Bierce Ambrose


[District Attorneys] learn in District Attorney School that there are two sure-fire ways to get a lot of favorable publicity: (1) Go down and raid all the lockers in the local high school and confiscate 53 marijuana cigarettes and put them in a

Bierce Ambrose





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Sometimes a man who deserves to be looked down upon because he is a fool is despised only because he is a lawyer.
Montesquieu

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Ambrose Bierce
 
 
 
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