|
|
You can tell the ideals of a nation by its advertisements.
Bacharach
Burt
If you laid all of our laws end to end, there would be no end.
Burt Lanier Safford III
Some scholars are like donkeys, they merely carry a lot of books.
Burton
Robert
The two oldest professions in the world have been ruined by amateurs.
Burton
Sir Richard
IV. The time required for an object to fall twenty stories is greater than or
equal to the time it takes for whoever knocked it off the ledge to
spiral down twenty flights to attempt to capture it unbroken.
Such an object is inevitably priceBurton
Sir Richard
|
Random Quote
"You little (such a one who, while wearing a copper nose ring,
stands in a footbath atop Mount Raruaruaha during a heavy thunderstorm and
shouts that Alohura, Goddess of Lightning, has the facial features of a
diseased uloruaha root)!"
Terry Pratchett
|
|
|
