If Jesus Christ came to this town, people would say, great guy; terrible carpenter.

On account of being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only nation in the world that has to keep a government four years, no matter what it does.

Every man thinks God is on his side. The rich and powerful know that he is.

The capacity of human beings to bore one another seems to be vastly greater than that of any other animals. Some of their most esteemed inventions have no other apparent purpose, for example, the dinner party of more than two, the epic poem, and the

Education is an admirable thing, but it is well to remember from time to time that nothing that is worth knowing can be taught.