A people living under the perpetual menace of war and invasion is very easy to govern. It demands no social reforms. It does not haggle over expenditures on armaments and military equipment. It pays without discussion, it ruins itself, and that is

I'm always looking for a new idea that will be more productive than its cost.

Next to being shot at and missed, nothing is really quite as satisfying as an income tax refund.

Like, if I'm not for me, then fer shure, like who will be? And if, y'know, if I'm not like fer anyone else, then hey, I mean, what am I? And if not now, like I dunno, maybe like when? And if not Who, then I dunno, maybe like the Rolling Stones?

Rule the Empire through force.

Nothing is illegal if one hundred businessmen decide to do it.

New York now leads the world's great cities in the number of people around whom you shouldn't make a sudden move.

An older student came to Otis and said, "I have been to see a great number of teachers and I have given up a great number of pleasures. I have fasted, been celibate and stayed awake nights seeking enlightenment. I have given up everything I was aske

A liberal is a man too broadminded to take his own side in a quarrel.

The true Southern watermelon is a boon apart, and not to be mentioned with commoner things. It is chief of the world's luxuries, king by the grace of God over all the fruits of the earth. When one has tasted it, he knows what the angels eat. It wa

Scratch the average female and you'll find a purring bundle... at the ready to love and honor, bake a torte and still produce quintuplets.

"One Saturday afternoon, during the campaign to decide whether or not there should be a Coastal Commission, I took a helicopter ride from Los Angeles to San Diego. We passed several state beaches, some crowded and some virtually empty. They had the

Business will be either better or worse.

Better tried by twelve than carried by six.

I would like to electrocute everyone who uses the word 'fair' in connection with income tax policies.

Innovation is hard to schedule.

The two oldest professions in the world have been ruined by amateurs.