IV. The time required for an object to fall twenty stories is greater than or equal to the time it takes for whoever knocked it off the ledge to spiral down twenty flights to attempt to capture it unbroken. Such an object is inevitably price

I need another lawyer like I need another hole in my head.

He who has the courage to laugh is almost as much a master of the world as he who is ready to die.

Even the best of friends cannot attend each other's funeral.

The root of all superstition is that men observe when a thing hits, but not when it misses.

Si jeunesse savait, si vieillesse pouvait. [If youth but knew, if old age but could.]

The Least Successful Equal Pay Advertisement In 1976 the European Economic Community pointed out to the Irish Government that it had not yet implemented the agreed sex equality legislation. The Dublin Government immediately advertised for an equal

America, I'm putting my queer shoulder to the wheel.

We all live in a state of ambitious poverty.

... "fire" does not matter, "earth" and "air" and "water" do not matter. "I" do not matter. No word matters. But man forgets reality and remembers words. The more words he remembers, the cleverer do his fellows esteem him. He looks upon the great

God is the tangential point between zero and infinity.

If there is no God, who pops up the next Kleenex?

Sweet April showers do spring May flowers.

You get what you pay for.

Life is too short to be taken seriously.

It'll be just like Beggars' Canyon back home.

Do not seek death; death will find you. But seek the road which makes death a fulfillment.