A sad spectacle. If they be inhabited, what a scope for misery and folly. If they be not inhabited, what a waste of space.

In this world, nothing is certain but death and taxes.

Ninety percent of everything is crap.

I will make you shorter by the head.

... before I could come to any conclusion it occurred to me that my speech or my silence, indeed any action of mine, would be a mere futility. What did it matter what anyone knew or ignored? What did it matter who was manager? One gets sometimes s

Two wrongs are only the beginning.

It is better to live rich than to die rich.

The final delusion is the belief that one has lost all delusions.

The major sin is the sin of being born.

Good-bye. I am leaving because I am bored.

Honesty is for the most part less profitable than dishonesty.

The faster I go, the behinder I get.

If a man has a strong faith he can indulge in the luxury of skepticism.

Ah, but a man's grasp should exceed his reach, Or what's a heaven for ?

If I could reach, I'd never leave the house.

Treat your friend as if he might become an enemy.

Mum's the word.