Whatever occurs from love is always beyond good and evil.

What fools these mortals be.

Hell is empty and all the devils are here.

A morgue is a morgue is a morgue. They can paint the walls with aggressively cheerful primary colors and splashy bold graphics, but it's still a holding place for the dead until they can be parted out to organ banks. Not that I would have cared nor

Plastic... Aluminum... These are the inheritors of the Universe! Flesh and Blood have had their day... and that day is past!

It is impossible to enjoy idling thoroughly unless one has plenty of work to do.

Two wrongs don't make a right, but they make a good excuse.

I value kindness to human beings first of all, and kindness to animals. I don't respect the law; I have a total irreverence for anything connected with society except that which makes the roads safer, the beer stronger, the food cheaper, and old men

Hard reality has a way of cramping your style.

It's is not, it isn't ain't, and it's it's, not its, if you mean it is. If you don't, it's its. Then too, it's hers. It isn't her's. It isn't our's either. It's ours, and likewise yours and theirs.

Even the best of friends cannot attend each other's funeral.

A furore Normanorum libera nos, O Domine! [From the fury of the norsemen deliver us, O Lord!]

For there are moments when one can neither think nor feel. And if one can neither think nor feel, she thought, where is one?

"Rembrandt's first name was Beauregard, which is why he never used it."

There is no hunting like the hunting of man, and those who have hunted armed men long enough and liked it, never care for anything else thereafter.

With Congress, every time they make a joke it's a law; and every time they make a law it's a joke.

A snake lurks in the grass.