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According to my best recollection, I don't remember.

Ba Dave


When the speaker and he to whom he is speaks do not understand, that is metaphysics.

Barry Dave


If a man stay away from his wife for seven years, the law presumes the separation to have killed him; yet according to our daily experience, it might well prolong his life.

Barry Dave


Getting into trouble is easy.

Barry Dave


An actor's a guy who if you ain't talkin' about him, ain't listening.

Barry Dave


Progress might have been all right once, but it's gone on too long.

Barry Dave


Never invest your money in anything that eats or needs repainting.

Barry Dave


"Do you think there's a God?" "Well, ____SOMEbody's out to get me!"

Barry Dave


XXI: It's easy to get a loan unless you need it. XXII: If stock market experts were so expert, they would be buying stock, not selling advice. XXIII: Any task can be completed in only one-third more time than is currently estimated. XXIV:

Barry Dave


Innovation is hard to schedule.

Barry Dave


The most common given name in the world is Mohammad; the most common family name in the world is Chang. Can you imagine the enormous number of people in the world named Mohammad Chang?

Barry Dave


What we do not understand we do not possess.

Barry Dave


The cable TV sex channels don't expand our horizons, don't make us better people, and don't come in clearly enough.

Barry Dave


"MOKE DAT YIGARETTE"

Barry Dave


What good is an obscenity trial except to popularize literature?

Barry Dave


He draweth out the thread of his verbosity finer than the staple of his argument.

Barry Dave


To lead people, you must follow behind.

Barry Dave


We know next to nothing about virtually everything. It is not necessary to know the origin of the universe; it is necessary to want to know. Civilization depends not on any particular knowledge, but on the disposition to crave knowledge.

Barry Dave


Why does a hearse horse snicker, hauling a lawyer away?

Barry Dave


There are ten or twenty basic truths, and life is the process of discovering them over and over and over.

Barry Dave


I respect faith, but doubt is what gives you an education.

Barry Dave


Column 1 Column 2 Column 3 0. integrated 0. management 0. options 1. total 1. organizational 1. flexibility 2. systematized 2. monitored 2. capability 3. parallel 3. reciprocal 3. mobility 4. functional 4. digital 4. programming 5. re

Barry Dave


Just once I would like to persuade the audience not to wear any article of blue denim. If only they could see themselves in a pair of brown corduroys like mine instead of this awful, boring blue denim. I don't enjoy the sky or sea as much as I used

Barry Dave


Would ye both eat your cake and have your cake?

Barry Dave


Sometimes, too long is too long.

Barry Dave


If I could reach, I'd never leave the house.

Barry Dave


She ran the gamut of emotions from 'A' to 'B'.

Barry Dave


He thought of Musashi, the Sword Saint, standing in his garden more than three hundred years ago. "What is the 'Body of a rock'?" he was asked. In answer, Musashi summoned a pupil of his and bid him kill himself by slashing his abdomen with a knife.

Barry Dave


The big cities of America are becoming Third World countries.

Barry Dave


Plumbing is one of the easier of do-it-yourself activities, requiring only a few simple tools and a willingness to stick your arm into a clogged toilet. In fact, you can solve many home plumbing problems, such as annoying faucet drip, merely by tur

Barry Dave


To every Ph.D. there is an equal and opposite Ph.D.

Barry Dave


The USA is so enormous, and so numerous are its schools, colleges and religious seminaries, many devoted to special religious beliefs ranging from the unorthodox to the dotty, that we can hardly wonder at its yielding a more bounteous harvest of gobb

Barry Dave


"I am not sure what this is, but an `F' would only dignify it."

Barry Dave


Only those who leisurely approach that which the masses are busy about can be busy about that which the masses take leisurely.

Barry Dave


CF&C stole it, fair and square.

Barry Dave


Murray and Esther, a middle-aged Jewish couple, are touring Chile. Murray just got a new camera and is constantly snapping pictures. One day, without knowing it, he photographs a top-secret military installation. In an instant, armed troops surroun

Barry Dave


An atom-blaster is a good weapon, but it can point both ways.

Barry Dave


You are never given a wish without also being given the power to make it true. You may have to work for it, however.

Barry Dave


Having the fewest wants, I am nearest to the gods.

Barry Dave


You may have heard that a dean is to faculty as a hydrant is to a dog.

Barry Dave


As flies to wanton boys are we to the gods; they kill us for their sport.

Barry Dave


If at first you don't succeed, try, try again.

Barry Dave


Lookie, lookie, here comes cookie...

Barry Dave


Arrakis teaches the attitude of the knife - chopping off what's incomplete and saying: "Now it's complete because it's ended here."

Barry Dave


One man's brain plus one other will produce one half as many ideas as one man would have produced alone. These two plus two more will produce half again as many ideas. These four plus four more begin to represent a creative meeting, and the ratio c

Barry Dave


To teach is to learn twice.

Barry Dave


It has long been noticed that juries are pitiless for robbery and full of indulgence for infanticide. A question of interest, my dear Sir! The jury is afraid of being robbed and has passed the age when it could be a victim of infanticide.

Barry Dave


For some reason a glaze passes over people's faces when you say "Canada". Maybe we should invade South Dakota or something.

Barry Dave


Someday, Weederman, we'll look back on all this and laugh... It will probably be one of those deep, eerie ones that slowly builds to a blood-curdling maniacal scream... but still it will be a laugh.

Barry Dave


The tree in which the sap is stagnant remains fruitless.

Barry Dave


When angry, count four; when very angry, swear.

Dave Barry





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