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Do not seek death; death will find you. But seek the road which makes death a fulfillment.

Barry Dave


(1) Avoid fried meats which angry up the blood. (2) If your stomach antagonizes you, pacify it with cool thoughts. (3) Keep the juices flowing by jangling around gently as you move. (4) Go very lightly on the vices, such as carrying on in society, as

Barry Dave


In the plot, people came to the land; the land loved them; they worked and struggled and had lots of children. There was a Frenchman who talked funny and a greenhorn from England who was a fancy-pants but when it came to the crunch he was all courag

Barry Dave


"Cogito ergo I'm right and you're wrong."

Barry Dave


Time is the most valuable thing a man can spend.

Barry Dave


Sometimes I wonder if I'm in my right mind. Then it passes off and I'm as intelligent as ever.

Barry Dave


Let us endeavor so to live that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.

Barry Dave


Television is a medium because anything well done is rare.

Barry Dave


"...The name of the song is called 'Haddocks' Eyes'!" "Oh, that's the name of the song, is it?" Alice said, trying to feel interested. "No, you don't understand," the Knight said, looking a little vexed. "That's what the name is called. The nam

Barry Dave


The first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and sharpen my tongue.

Barry Dave


By trying we can easily learn to endure adversity. Another man's, I mean.

Barry Dave


It'll be just like Beggars' Canyon back home.

Barry Dave


You can tell the ideals of a nation by its advertisements.

Barry Dave


How apt the poor are to be proud.

Barry Dave


Fortune Documents the Great Legal Decisions: We think that we may take judicial notice of the fact that the term "bitch" may imply some feeling of endearment when applied to a female of the canine species but that it is seldom, if ever, so used whe

Barry Dave


If I had done everything I'm credited with, I'd be speaking to you from a laboratory jar at Harvard.

Barry Dave


Use what talents you possess: the woods would be very silent if no birds sang there except those that sang best.

Barry Dave


"Nuclear war would really set back cable."

Barry Dave


If you have to ask what jazz is, you'll never know.

Barry Dave


Absence makes the heart grow fonder.

Barry Dave


The true Southern watermelon is a boon apart, and not to be mentioned with commoner things. It is chief of the world's luxuries, king by the grace of God over all the fruits of the earth. When one has tasted it, he knows what the angels eat. It wa

Barry Dave


Something's rotten in the state of Denmark.

Barry Dave


I never vote for anyone. I always vote against.

Barry Dave


Ah, but a man's grasp should exceed his reach, Or what's a heaven for ?

Barry Dave


America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a chair.

Barry Dave


The two oldest professions in the world have been ruined by amateurs.

Barry Dave


Term, holidays, term, holidays, till we leave school, and then work, work, work till we die.

Barry Dave


Have the courage to take your own thoughts seriously, for they will shape you.

Barry Dave


A woman occasionally is quite a serviceable substitute for masturbation. It takes an abundance of imagination, to be sure.

Barry Dave


Imagine what we can imagine!

Barry Dave


For thee the wonder-working earth puts forth sweet flowers.

Barry Dave


I always wake up at the crack of ice.

Barry Dave


Fortune and love befriend the bold.

Barry Dave


Yesterday I was a dog. Today I'm a dog. Tomorrow I'll probably still be a dog. Sigh! There's so little hope for advancement.

Barry Dave


Good salesmen and good repairmen will never go hungry.

Barry Dave


No evil can happen to a good man.

Barry Dave


The Worst Musical Trio There are few bad musicians who have a chance to give a recital at a famous concert hall while still learning the rudiments of their instrument. This happened about thirty years ago to the son of a Rumanian gentleman who was

Barry Dave


Everybody likes a kidder, but nobody lends him money.

Barry Dave


Once the toothpaste is out of the tube, it's hard to get it back in.

Barry Dave


One man's brain plus one other will produce one half as many ideas as one man would have produced alone. These two plus two more will produce half again as many ideas. These four plus four more begin to represent a creative meeting, and the ratio c

Barry Dave


Prediction is very difficult, especially of the future.

Barry Dave


Tom Hayden is the kind of politician who gives opportunism a bad name.

Barry Dave


Solipsists of the World... you are already united.

Barry Dave


"If once a man indulges himself in murder, very soon he comes to think little of robbing; and from robbing he next comes to drinking and Sabbath-breaking, and from that to incivility and procrastination."

Barry Dave


If I love you, what business is it of yours?

Barry Dave


I do not believe in the creed professed by the Jewish Church, by the Roman Church, by the Greek Church, by the Turkish Church, by the Protestant Church, nor by any Church that I know of. My own mind is my own Church.

Barry Dave


Naturally the common people don't want war... but after all it is the leaders of a country who determine the policy, and it is always a simple matter to drag the people along, whether it is a democracy, or a fascist dictatorship, or a parliament, or

Barry Dave


Marijuana will be legal some day, because the many law students who now smoke pot will someday become congressmen and legalize it in order to protect themselves.

Barry Dave


I remember when legal used to mean lawful, now it means some kind of loophole.

Barry Dave


As long as there are entrenched social and political distinctions between sexes, races or classes, there will be forms of science whose main function is to rationalize and legitimize these distinctions.

Dave Barry





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