The problem that we thought was a problem was, indeed, a problem, but not the problem we thought was the problem.

A memorandum is written not to inform the reader, but to protect the writer.

The use of money is all the advantage there is to having money.

It is wise to keep in mind that neither success nor failure is ever final.

If you do not think about the future, you cannot have one.

Let's say your wedding ring falls into your toaster, and when you stick your hand in to retrieve it, you suffer Pain and Suffering as well as Mental Anguish. You would sue: * The toaster manufacturer, for failure to include, in the instructions

Business will be either better or worse.

Never try to teach a pig to sing. It wastes your time and annoys the pig.

Things are not always what they seem.

Laws are like sausages. It's better not to see them being made.

Better tried by twelve than carried by six.

Plumbing is one of the easier of do-it-yourself activities, requiring only a few simple tools and a willingness to stick your arm into a clogged toilet. In fact, you can solve many home plumbing problems, such as annoying faucet drip, merely by tur

An aphorism is never exactly true; it is either a half-truth or one-and-a-half truths.

One hundred women are not worth a single testicle.

Life sucks, but death doesn't put out at all.

Who does not trust enough will not be trusted.