The `loner' may be respected, but he is always resented by his colleagues, for he seems to be passing a critical judgment on them, when he may be simply making a limiting statement about himself.

Sometimes a man who deserves to be looked down upon because he is a fool is despised only because he is a lawyer.

There is a natural hootchy-kootchy to a goldfish.

Luck can't last a lifetime, unless you die young.

God helps them that help themselves.

A journey of a thousand miles starts under one's feet.

It is when I struggle to be brief that I become obscure.

By protracting life, we do not deduct one jot from the duration of death.

God made everything out of nothing, but the nothingness shows through.

When I have one foot in the grave I will tell the truth about women. I shall tell it, jump into my coffin, pull the lid over me, and say, "Do what you like now."

The Worst Car Hire Service When David Schwartz left university in 1972, he set up Rent-a-wreck as a joke. Being a natural prankster, he acquired a fleet of beat-up shabby, wreckages waiting for the scrap heap in California. He put on a cap and lo

There are ten or twenty basic truths, and life is the process of discovering them over and over and over.

Happiness isn't something you experience; it's something you remember.

If a man stay away from his wife for seven years, the law presumes the separation to have killed him; yet according to our daily experience, it might well prolong his life.

No man is an Iland, intire of it selfe; every man is a peece of the Continent, a part of the maine; if a Clod bee washed away by the Sea, Europe is the lesse, as well as if a Promontorie were, as well as if a Mannor of thy friends or of thine owne we

Once the toothpaste is out of the tube, it's hard to get it back in.