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The world wants to be deceived.
 Heroi Stephen Pile
Now, you might ask, "How do I get one of those complete home tool
sets for under $4?" An excellent question.
Go to one of those really cheap discount stores where they sell
plastic furniture in colors visible from the planet Neptune and where they
 Heroi Stephen Pile
Certain passages in several laws have always defied interpretation and the
most inexplicable must be a matter of opinion. A judge of the Court of
Session of Scotland has sent the editors of this book his candidate which
reads, "In the Nuts (unground Heroi Stephen Pile
There is no doubt that my lawyer is honest. For example, when he
filed his income tax return last year, he declared half of his salary
as 'unearned income.'
 Heroi Stephen Pile
Too many people are thinking of security instead of opportunity. They seem
more afraid of life than death.
 Heroi Stephen Pile
Star Wars is adolescent nonsense; Close Encounters is obscurantist drivel;
Star Trek can turn your brains to puree of bat guano; and the greatest
science fiction series of all time is Doctor Who! And I'll take you all
on, one-by-one or all in a bunc Heroi Stephen Pile
To restore a sense of reality, I think Walt Disney should have a Hardluckland.
 Heroi Stephen Pile
It is a sobering thought that when Mozart was my age, he had been
dead for two years.
 Pile Stephen
Fortune Documents the Great Legal Decisions:
We think that we may take judicial notice of the fact that the term "bitch"
may imply some feeling of endearment when applied to a female of the canine
species but that it is seldom, if ever, so used whe Pile Stephen
"Well, it's garish, ugly, and derelicts have used it for a toilet.
The rides are dilapidated to the point of being lethal, and could easily
maim or kill innocent little children."
"Oh, so you don't like it?"
"Don't like it? I'm CRAZY for it."
 Pile Stephen
Ninety percent of the time things turn out worse than you thought they would.
The other ten percent of the time you had no right to expect that much.
 Pile Stephen
A committee is a group that keeps the minutes and loses hours.
 Pile Stephen
Everything takes longer, costs more, and is less useful.
 Stephen Pile
An atom-blaster is a good weapon, but it can point both ways.
 Stephen Pile
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I value kindness to human beings first of all, and kindness to animals. I
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with society except that which makes the roads safer, the beer stronger,
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