Better tried by twelve than carried by six.

The trouble with superheros is what to do between phone booths.

Justice is incidental to law and order.

The only really good place to buy lumber is at a store where the lumber has already been cut and attached together in the form of furniture, finished, and put inside boxes.

Democracy is the recurrent suspicion that more than half of the people are right more than half of the time.

United Nations, New York, December 25. The peace and joy of the Christmas season was marred by a proclamation of a general strike of all the military forces of the world. Panic reigns in the hearts of all the patriots of every persuasion. Meanwhil

'Scuse me, while I kiss the sky!

We prefer to believe that the absence of inverted commas guarantees the originality of a thought, whereas it may be merely that the utterer has forgotten its source.

No man's ambition has a right to stand in the way of performing a simple act of justice.

One advantage of talking to yourself is that you know at least somebody's listening.

"God gives burdens; also shoulders" Jimmy Carter cited this Jewish saying in his concession speech at the end of the 1980 election. At least he said it was a Jewish saying; I can't find it anywhere. I'm sure he's telling the truth though; why wo

The only two things that motivate me and that matter to me are revenge and guilt.

Work is of two kinds: first, altering the position of matter at or near the earth's surface relative to other matter; second, telling other people to do so.

"Cable is not a luxury, since many areas have poor TV reception."