You can't underestimate the power of fear.

Trifles make perfection, and perfection is no trifle.

Immature artists imitate, mature artists steal.

All other things being equal, a bald man cannot be elected President of the United States.

When you jump for joy, beware that no-one moves the ground from beneath your feet.

Take care of the luxuries and the necessities will take care of themselves.

Water, taken in moderation cannot hurt anybody.

Jesus may love you, but I think you're garbage wrapped in skin.

Time is but the stream I go a-fishing in.

No character, however upright, is a match for constantly reiterated attacks, however false.

Sometimes I get the feeling that I went to a party on Perry Lane in 1962, and the party spilled out of the house, and came down the street, and covered the world.

One is not superior merely because one sees the world as odious.

Zounds! I was never so bethumped with words since I first called my brother's father dad.

Watch your mouth, kid, or you'll find yourself floating home.