"Hey, Sam, how about a loan?" "Whattaya need?" "Oh, about $500." "Whattaya got for collateral?" "Whattaya need?" "How about an eye?"

Nice guys finish last, but we get to sleep in.

Life sucks, but death doesn't put out at all.

Too much of everything is just enough.

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No small art is it to sleep: it is necessary for that purpose to keep awake all day.

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Before he became a hermit, Zarathud was a young Priest, and took great delight in making fools of his opponents in front of his followers. One day Zarathud took his students to a pleasant pasture and there he confronted The Sacred Chao while She