A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer.

Alas, I am dying beyond my means.

Persons attempting to find a motive in this narrative will be prosecuted; persons attempting to find a moral in it will be banished; persons attempting to find a plot in it will be shot. By Order of the Author

It is so stupid of modern civilisation to have given up believing in the devil when he is the only explanation of it.

Murray and Esther, a middle-aged Jewish couple, are touring Chile. Murray just got a new camera and is constantly snapping pictures. One day, without knowing it, he photographs a top-secret military installation. In an instant, armed troops surroun

Many a writer seems to think he is never profound except when he can't understand his own meaning.

Fame lost its appeal for me when I went into a public restroom and an autograph seeker handed me a pen and paper under the stall door.

I think we're in trouble.