Our sires' age was worse that our grandsires'. We their sons are more worthless than they: so in our turn we shall give the world a progeny yet more corrupt.

People never lie so much as after a hunt, during a war, or before an election.

"California is proud to be the home of the freeway."

Use an accordion. Go to jail.

Television is a medium because anything well done is rare.

Three minutes' thought would suffice to find this out; but thought is irksome and three minutes is a long time.

No man is an Iland, intire of it selfe; every man is a peece of the Continent, a part of the maine; if a Clod bee washed away by the Sea, Europe is the lesse, as well as if a Promontorie were, as well as if a Mannor of thy friends or of thine owne we

Let's say your wedding ring falls into your toaster, and when you stick your hand in to retrieve it, you suffer Pain and Suffering as well as Mental Anguish. You would sue: * The toaster manufacturer, for failure to include, in the instructions