An ounce of hypocrisy is worth a pound of ambition.

The first rule of all intelligent tinkering is to keep all the parts.

I never trust a man unless I've got his pecker in my pocket.

After all, all he did was string together a lot of old, well-known quotations.

A businessman is a hybrid of a dancer and a calculator.

Majorities, of course, start with minorities.

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Many a long dispute between divines may thus be abridged: It is so. It is not so. It is so. It is not so.