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Shake William


If I had a formula for bypassing trouble, I would not pass it around. Trouble creates a capacity to handle it. I don't say embrace trouble; that's as bad as treating it as an enemy. But I do say meet it as a friend, for you'll see a lot of it and y

Shake William


Time goes, you say? Ah no! Time stays, *we* go.

Shake William


The Bible says that woman was the last thing God made. Evidently He made her on Saturday night. She reveals his fatigue.

Shake William


You can't expect a boy to be vicious till he's been to a good school.

Shake William


Never take a resume seriously. Resumes only make money for the people who write the resumes. No resume ever tells an employer how many times a job applicant has had the clap. Why, indeed, would anyone hire a person based on a resume written by a

Shake William


If you want to know what god thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to.

Shake William


Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known.

Shake William


I owe the public nothing.

Shake William


The more the merrier.

Shake William


God instructs the heart, not by ideas, but by pains and contradictions.

Shake William


The more laws and order are made prominent, the more thieves and robbers there will be.

Shakes William


...He who laughs does not believe in what he laughs at, but neither does he hate it. Therefore, laughing at evil means not preparing oneself to combat it, and laughing at good means denying the power through which good is self-propagating.

Shakes William


Life is the living you do, Death is the living you don't do.

Shakesp William


Once the toothpaste is out of the tube, it's hard to get it back in.

Shakesp William


Time is the most valuable thing a man can spend.

Shakesp William


Anyone can do any amount of work provided it isn't the work he is supposed to be doing at the moment.

Shakespear William


If we could sell our experiences for what they cost us, we would all be millionaires.

Shakespear William


My theology, briefly, is that the universe was dictated but not signed.

Shakespear William


There is a secret person undamaged within every individual.

Shakespear William


The greatest productive force is human selfishness.

Shakespear William


Sometimes a man who deserves to be looked down upon because he is a fool is despised only because he is a lawyer.

Shakespeare William


God was satisfied with his own work, and that is fatal.

Shakespeare William


It is through symbols that man consciously or unconsciously lives, works and has his being.

Shakespeare William


When alerted to an intrusion by tinkling glass or otherwise, 1) Calm yourself 2) Identify the intruder 3) If hostile, kill him. Step number 3 is of particular importance. If you leave the guy alive out of misguided softheartedness, he will repay y

Shakespeare William


[District Attorneys] learn in District Attorney School that there are two sure-fire ways to get a lot of favorable publicity: (1) Go down and raid all the lockers in the local high school and confiscate 53 marijuana cigarettes and put them in a

Shakespeare William


Shakespeare William


If at first you don't succeed, you're doing about average.

Shakespeare William


If you wish to be happy for one hour, get drunk. If you wish to be happy for three days, get married. If you wish to be happy for a month, kill your pig and eat it. If you wish to be happy forever, learn to fish.

Shakespeare William


I need another lawyer like I need another hole in my head.

Shakespeare William


The Least Successful Equal Pay Advertisement In 1976 the European Economic Community pointed out to the Irish Government that it had not yet implemented the agreed sex equality legislation. The Dublin Government immediately advertised for an equal

Shakespeare William


Alas, I am dying beyond my means.

Shakespeare William


One good turn deserves another.

Shakespeare William


A sinking ship gathers no moss.

Shakespeare William


The closest to perfection a person ever comes is when he fills out a job application form.

Shakespeare William


Exxon's 'Universe of Energy' tends to the peculiar rather than the humorous ... After [an incomprehensible film montage about wind and sun and rain and strip mines and] two or three minutes of mechanical confusion, the seats locomote through a short

Shakespeare William


Consider the postage stamp: its usefulness consists in the ability to stick to one thing till it gets there.

Shakespeare William


The primary cause of failure in electrical appliances is an expired warranty. Often, you can get an appliance running again simply by changing the warranty expiration date with a 15/64-inch felt-tipped marker.

Shakespeare William


Sometimes a man who deserves to be looked down upon because he is a fool is despised only because he is a lawyer.

Shakespeare William


Since everything in life is but an experience perfect in being what it is, having nothing to do with good or bad, acceptance or rejection, one may well burst out in laughter.

William Shakespeare


XXI: It's easy to get a loan unless you need it. XXII: If stock market experts were so expert, they would be buying stock, not selling advice. XXIII: Any task can be completed in only one-third more time than is currently estimated. XXIV:

William Shakespeare


The best executive is one who has sense enough to pick good people to do what he wants done, and self-restraint enough to keep from meddling with them while they do it.

William Shakespeare


There is no sin but ignorance.

William Shakespeare


What excuses stand in your way? How can you eliminate them?

William Shakespeare





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