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Sensible and responsible women do not want to vote.

B Marion Zimmer


Charity begins at home.

Ba Dave


Progress was all right. Only it went on too long.

Baber R.E.


"There is no Father Christmas. It's just a marketing ploy to make low income parents' lives a misery." "... I want you to picture the trusting face of a child, streaked with tears because of what you just said." "I want you to picture the face of

Babson Roger


The major sin is the sin of being born.

Bacall Lauren


For if there is a sin against life, it consists perhaps not so much in despairing of life as in hoping for another life and in eluding the implacable grandeur of this life.

Bach J.S.


It is a profitable thing, if one is wise, to seem foolish.

Bach Richard


Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known.

Bacharach Burt


A committee is a group that keeps the minutes and loses hours.

Bacon Francis


I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white dude would come into my neighborhood after dark.

Bacon Francis


Life sucks, but death doesn't put out at all.

Bacon Francis


There is always one thing to remember: writers are always selling somebody out.

Bacon Francis


Let us endeavor so to live that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.

Bacon Francis


Littering is dumb.

Bacon Francis


TV is chewing gum for the eyes.

Bacon Francis


My band career ended late in my senior year when John Cooper and I threw my amplifier out the dormitory window. We did not act in haste. First we checked to make sure the amplifier would fit through the frame, using the belt from my bathrobe to meas

Bacon Francis


(1) Avoid fried meats which angry up the blood. (2) If your stomach antagonizes you, pacify it with cool thoughts. (3) Keep the juices flowing by jangling around gently as you move. (4) Go very lightly on the vices, such as carrying on in society, as

Bailey P.J.


When the sun shineth, make hay.

Baja Dan Jenkins


It's not enough to be Hungarian; you must have talent too.

Baker Russell


I: The best way to make a silk purse from a sow's ear is to begin with a silk sow. The same is true of money. II: If today were half as good as tomorrow is supposed to be, it would probably be twice as good as yesterday was. III: There are

Baker Russell


Life is too short to be taken seriously.

Baker Russell


I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.

Baker Russell


My problem lies in reconciling my gross habits with my net income.

Baldwin James


The world has many unintentionally cruel mechanisms that are not designed for people who walk on their hands.

Baldwin Stanley


A vacuum is a hell of a lot better than some of the stuff that nature replaces it with.

Balfour


...He who laughs does not believe in what he laughs at, but neither does he hate it. Therefore, laughing at evil means not preparing oneself to combat it, and laughing at good means denying the power through which good is self-propagating.

Balfour Arthur


An investment in knowledge always pays the best interest.

Balliett Whitney


Producers seem to be so prejudiced against actors who've had no training. And there's no reason for it. So what if I didn't attend the Royal Academy for twelve years? I'm still a professional trying to be the best actress I can. Why doesn't anyone

Ballou Hosea


The penalty for laughing in a courtroom is six months in jail; if it were not for this penalty, the jury would never hear the evidence.

Balzac


Goals... Plans... they're fantasies, they're part of a dream world...

Balzac Honor'e de


Aim for the moon. If you miss, you may hit a star.

Bandits Time


Let him choose out of my files, his projects to accomplish.

Bankhead Tallulah


Kindness is a language which the deaf can hear and the blind can read.

Banks Russell


I don't know anything about music. In my line you don't have to.

Banzai Buckaroo


Do you know the difference between education and experience? Education is what you get when you read the fine print; experience is what you get when you don't.

Barber Milt


Intellect annuls Fate. So far as a man thinks, he is free.

Baretta


The best you get is an even break.

Barf Biff


If reporters don't know that truth is plural, they ought to be lawyers.

Barker Clive


The Least Perceptive Literary Critic The most important critic in our field of study is Lord Halifax. A most individual judge of poetry, he once invited Alexander Pope round to give a public reading of his latest poem. Pope, the leading poet of h

Barrie J.M.


It is annoying to be honest to no purpose.

Barris Chuck


The most difficult thing in the world is to know how to do a thing and to watch someone else doing it wrong, without commenting.

Barry Dave


... but as records of courts and justice are admissible, it can easily be proved that powerful and malevolent magicians once existed and were a scourge to mankind. The evidence (including confession) upon which certain women were convicted of witch

Barry Dave


He that breaks a thing to find out what it is has left the path of wisdom.

Barry Dave


Divorce is a game played by lawyers.

Barry Dave


Some men are heterosexual, and some are bisexual, and some men don't think about sex at all... they become lawyers.

Barry Dave


A yawn is a silent shout.

Barry Dave


You mentioned your name as if I should recognize it, but beyond the obvious facts that you are a bachelor, a solicitor, a freemason, and an asthmatic, I know nothing whatever about you.

Barry Dave


The Worst Jury A murder trial at Manitoba in February 1978 was well advanced, when one juror revealed that he was completely deaf and did not have the remotest clue what was happening. The judge, Mr. Justice Solomon, asked him if he had heard any

Barry Dave


The intelligence of any discussion diminishes with the square of the number of participants.

Barry Dave


'Scuse me, while I kiss the sky!

Barry Dave


It is something to be able to paint a particular picture, or to carve a statue, and so to make a few objects beautiful; but it is far more glorious to carve and paint the very atmosphere and medium through which we look, which morally we can do. T

Barry Dave


Objectivity is to a newspaper what virtue is to a woman.

Barry Dave


In the Spring, I have counted 136 different kinds of weather inside of 24 hours.

Barry Dave


"Well, it's garish, ugly, and derelicts have used it for a toilet. The rides are dilapidated to the point of being lethal, and could easily maim or kill innocent little children." "Oh, so you don't like it?" "Don't like it? I'm CRAZY for it."

Barry Dave


The ultimate game show will be the one where somebody gets killed at the end.

Barry Dave


"I have to convince you, or at least snow you ..."

Barry Dave


If a man stay away from his wife for seven years, the law presumes the separation to have killed him; yet according to our daily experience, it might well prolong his life.

Barry Dave


Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune.

Barry Dave


A sequel is an admission that you've been reduced to imitating yourself.

Barry Dave


Likewise, the national appetizer, brine-cured herring with raw onions, wins few friends, Germans excepted.

Barry Dave


We can embody the truth, but we cannot know it.

Barry Dave


Seeing that death, a necessary end, Will come when it will come.

Barry Dave


America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a chair.

Barry Dave


Sometimes even to live is an act of courage.

Barry Dave


Television has proved that people will look at anything rather than each other.

Barry Dave


It is bad luck to be superstitious.

Barry Dave


Judges, as a class, display, in the matter of arranging alimony, that reckless generosity which is found only in men who are giving away someone else's cash.

Barry Dave


Happiness isn't something you experience; it's something you remember.

Barry Dave


You don't have to think too hard when you talk to teachers.

Barry Dave


All art is but imitation of nature.

Barry Dave


It is right that he too should have his little chronicle, his memories, his reason, and be able to recognize the good in the bad, the bad in the worst, and so grow gently old all down the unchanging days and die one day like any other day, only short

Barry Dave


I have defined the hundred per cent American as ninety-nine per cent an idiot.

Barry Dave


One hundred women are not worth a single testicle.

Barry Dave


There's small choice in rotten apples.

Barry Dave


I used to be disgusted, now I find I'm just amused.

Barry Dave


The only happiness lies in reason; all the rest of the world is dismal. The highest reason, however, I see in the work of the artist, and he may experience it as such. Happiness lies in the swiftness of feeling and thinking: all the rest of the worl

Barry Dave


Neckties strangle clear thinking.

Barry Dave


Brahma said: Well, after hearing ten thousand explanations, a fool is no wiser. But an intelligent man needs only two thousand five hundred.

Barry Dave


His followers called him Mahasamatman and said he was a god. He preferred to drop the Maha- and the -atman, however, and called himself Sam. He never claimed to be a god. But then, he never claimed not to be a god. Circum- stances being what they

Barry Dave


Housework can kill you if done right.

Barry Dave


The error of youth is to believe that intelligence is a substitute for experience, while the error of age is to believe experience is a substitute for intelligence.

Barry Dave


There is nothing new except what has been forgotten.

Barry Dave


Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.

Barry Dave


I will make you shorter by the head.

Barry Dave


Eighteen goddess-like daughters are not equal to one son with a hump.

Barry Dave


"Elves and Dragons!" I says to him. "Cabbages and potatoes are better for you and me."

Barry Dave


Most Texans think Hanukkah is some sort of duck call.

Barry Dave


Once there lived a village of creatures along the bottom of a great crystal river. Each creature in its own manner clung tightly to the twigs and rocks of the river bottom, for clinging was their way of life, and resisting the current what each had

Barry Dave


Anything anybody can say about America is true.

Barry Dave


To generalize is to be an idiot.

Baruch B.


Coincidences are spiritual puns.

Battie Bill


There's nothing worse for your business than extra Santa Clauses smoking in the men's room.

Baudelaire Charles


I am just a nice, clean-cut Mongolian boy.

Beal Louise


Wisdom is knowing what to do with what you know.

Bear Greg


I heard a definition of an intellectual, that I thought was very interesting: a man who takes more words than are necessary to tell more than he knows.

Beard Charles A.


The only promotion rules I can think of are that a sense of shame is to be avoided at all costs and there is never any reason for a hustler to be less cunning than more virtuous men. Oh yes ... whenever you think you've got something really great, a

Beard Peter


Dying is a very dull, dreary affair. My advice to you is to have nothing whatever to do with it.

Beaton Cecil


Every person, all the events in your life are there because you have drawn them there. What you choose to do with them is up to you.

Beatty Paul


It is difficult to produce a television documentary that is both incisive and probing when every twelve minutes one is interrupted by twelve dancing rabbits singing about toilet paper.

Beauvoir Simone de


Facts, apart from their relationships, are like labels on empty bottles.

Beck Bob


All of us should treasure his Oriental wisdom and his preaching of a Zen-like detachment, as exemplified by his constant reminder to clerks, tellers, or others who grew excited by his presence in their banks: "Just lie down on the floor and keep calm

Becke Samuel


Life is the childhood of our immortality.

Beckett


A witty saying proves nothing.

Beckett Samuel


The surest protection against temptation is cowardice.

Beckett Samuel


Set the cart before the horse.

Beckett Samuel


There must be more to life than having everything.

Beckman Roman


We're all in this alone.

Beeblebrox Zaphod


There is always something new out of Africa.

Beecher Rev. Henry Ward


As well look for a needle in a bottle of hay.

Beer Stafford


The Anglo-Saxon conscience does not prevent the Anglo-Saxon from sinning, it merely prevents him from enjoying his sin.

Behan Brendan


"Well, if you can't believe what you read in a comic book, what *___can* you believe?!"

Behan Brendan


A man is known by the company he organizes.

Behan Brendan


Generally speaking, the Way of the warrior is resolute acceptance of death.

Behan Brendan


The streets were dark with something more than night.

Belloc Hilaire


Very few blacks will take up golf until the requirement for plaid pants is dropped.

Bellow Saul


The avocation of assessing the failures of better men can be turned into a comfortable livelihood, providing you back it up with a Ph.D.

Ben Franklin


CF&C stole it, fair and square.

Benares Camden


Education is learning what you didn't even know you didn't know.

Benares Camden


God made everything out of nothing, but the nothingness shows through.

Benchley Robert


The cable TV sex channels don't expand our horizons, don't make us better people, and don't come in clearly enough.

Benchley Robert


No good deed goes unpunished.

Benchley Robert


A game can by God repent or we'll punish it. That's how they did it in Salem in the seventeenth century, and that's how we'll do it now.

Benchley Robert


Remembering is for those who have forgotten.

Benjami


The problem with any unwritten law is that you don't know where to go to erase it.

Benjamin A.


Your wig steers the gig.

Bennett Alan


Must I hold a candle to my shames?

Bennett Arnold


Tallulah Bankhead barged down the Nile last night as Cleopatra and sank.

Bennett D.


Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.

Bennett James Gordon


Marijuana will be legal some day, because the many law students who now smoke pot will someday become congressmen and legalize it in order to protect themselves.

Bennett W.C.


The coast was clear.

Bennett W.C.


Work Hard. Rock Hard. Eat Hard. Sleep Hard. Grow Big. Wear Glasses If You Need 'Em.

Bergen Candice


The problem that we thought was a problem was, indeed, a problem, but not the problem we thought was the problem.

Berle Milton


Every word is like an unnecessary stain on silence and nothingness.

Berlioz Hector


Honesty pays, but it doesn't seem to pay enough to suit some people.

Berman Edgar


The Least Successful Equal Pay Advertisement In 1976 the European Economic Community pointed out to the Irish Government that it had not yet implemented the agreed sex equality legislation. The Dublin Government immediately advertised for an equal

Bernanos Georges


"Cogito ergo I'm right and you're wrong."

Berner Jeff


When in doubt, use brute force.

Berquier Edouard


were found to be wearing neckwear that was tighter than their neck circumference. The visual discrimination of the 22 subjects was evaluated using a critical flicker frequency (CFF) test. Results of the CFF test indicated that tight neckwear signifi

Berra Yogi


The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposed ideas in the mind at the same time and still retain the ability to function.

Berra Yogi


Our policy is, when in doubt, do the right thing.

Berryman John


The goys have proven the following theorem...

Biel Gabriel


Conscience doth make cowards of us all.

Bierce Ambrose


It is not enough that I should succeed. Others must fail.

Bierce Ambrose


The reward of a thing well done is to have done it.

Bierce Ambrose


Indiana is a state dedicated to basketball. Basketball, soybeans, hogs and basketball. Berkeley, needless to say, is not nearly as athletic. Berkeley is dedicated to coffee, angst, potholes and coffee.

Bierce Ambrose


Education is the process of casting false pearls before real swine.

Bierce Ambrose


It is Mr. Mellon's credo that $200,000,000 can do no wrong. Our offense consists in doubting it.

Bierce Ambrose


... Our second completely true news item was sent to me by Mr. H. Boyce Connell Jr. of Atlanta, Ga., where he is involved in a law firm. One thing I like about the South is, folks there care about tradition. If somebody gets handed a name like "H.

Bierce Ambrose


He that composes himself is wiser than he that composes a book.

Bierce Ambrose


Gratitude and treachery are merely the two extremities of the same procession. You have seen all of it that is worth staying for when the band and the gaudy officials have gone by.

Bierce Ambrose


Another day, another dollar.

Bierce Ambrose


Anyone can hold the helm when the sea is calm.

Bilbo Baggins


Watch your mouth, kid, or you'll find yourself floating home.

Bill Adler


The chief enemy of creativity is "good" sense

Bill Cain


Ben, why didn't you tell me?

Bill Cain


Nothing succeeds like success.

Billings Josh


If we don't survive, we don't do anything else.

Billings Josh


You have all eternity to be cautious in when you're dead.

Billings Josh


Anything is possible on paper.

Billings Josh


Nothing is so firmly believed as that which we least know.

Billings Josh


The secret of success is sincerity. Once you can fake that, you've got it made.

Billings Josh


It's not a sin not to be Irish, but it is a great shame.

Billings Josh


The only certainty is that nothing is certain.

Binder Dr. L.


The abuse of greatness is when it disjoins remorse from power.

Binstead Arthur


When your work speaks for itself, don't interrupt.

Bion


Whoever has lived long enough to find out what life is, knows how deep a debt of gratitude we owe to Adam, the first great benefactor of our race. He brought death into the world.

Bion


Like ya know? Rock 'N Roll is an esoteric language that unlocks the creativity chambers in people's brains, and like totally activates their essential hipness, which of course is like totally necessary for saving the earth, like because the first th

Bion


October. This is one of the peculiarly dangerous months to speculate in stocks in. The others are July, January, September, April, November, May, March, June, December, August, and February.

Bir Fred Nietzsche The


If someone had told me I would be Pope one day, I would have studied harder.

Bismarck Otto Von


It is a wise father that knows his own child.

Bismarck Otto Von


I appreciate the fact that this draft was done in haste, but some of the sentences that you are sending out in the world to do your work for you are loitering in taverns or asleep beside the highway.

Bismarck Otto von


The college graduate is presented with a sheepskin to cover his intellectual nakedness.

Bismarck Otto von


Rembrandt is not to be compared in the painting of character with our extraordinarily gifted English artist, Mr. Rippingille.

Bismarck Otto von


Experience is a good teacher, but she sends in terrific bills.

Bismark Otto von


When the ax entered the forest, the trees said, "The handle is one of us!"

Blair


Not all who own a harp are harpers.

Blake


It is up to us to produce better-quality movies.

Blake William


The average Ph.D thesis is nothing but the transference of bones from one graveyard to another.

Blake William


With all the talent around, it's sort of amazing that a woman could be up here with us.

Blake William


A university is what a college becomes when the faculty loses interest in students.

Blake William


Where it is a duty to worship the sun it is pretty sure to be a crime to examine the laws of heat.

Blake William


Things are not always what they seem.

Blaylock James P.


Any road followed to its end leads precisely nowhere. Climb the mountain just a little to test it's a mountain. From the top of the mountain, you cannot see the mountain.

Blaylock James P.


Ignorance is never out of style. It was in fashion yesterday, it is the rage today, and it will set the pace tomorrow.

Blaylock James P.


He who knows others is wise. He who knows himself is enlightened.

Blaylock James P.


Good teaching is one-fourth preparation and three-fourths good theatre.

Blish James


Pity the meek, for they shall inherit the earth.

Blore


The confusion of a staff member is measured by the length of his memos.

Blore


There are ten or twenty basic truths, and life is the process of discovering them over and over and over.

Bo Napoleon


Grig (the navigator): ... so you see, it's just the two of us against the entire space armada. Alex (the gunner): What?!? Grig: I've always wanted to fight a desperate battle against overwhelming odds. Alex: It'll be a slaughter! Grig: That'

Bo Napoleon


When you die, you lose a very important part of your life.

Bob Cary Grant


Good-bye. I am leaving because I am bored.

Bob Dylan


We are governed not by armies and police but by ideas.

Boffo Mister


A violent man will die a violent death.

Bogart Humphrey


Television is a medium because anything well done is rare.

Bogart Humphrey


For every bloke who makes his mark, there's half a dozen waiting to rub it out.

Bohr Niels


If I have to lay an egg for my country, I'll do it.

Boleyn Anne


Two wrongs are only the beginning.

Bombeck Erma


L'hazard ne favorise que l'esprit prepare.

Bombeck Erma


A snake lurks in the grass.

Bon John Dillinger on


If the ends don't justify the means, then what does?

Bono Ed De


Being a miner, as soon as you're too old and tired and sick and stupid to do your job properly, you have to go, where the very opposite applies with the judges.

Bonzai Buckaroo


I shot an arrow in to the air, and it stuck.

Boorstin Daniel J.


The closest to perfection a person ever comes is when he fills out a job application form.

Boren James H.


Work is of two kinds: first, altering the position of matter at or near the earth's surface relative to other matter; second, telling other people to do so.

Borge Victor


A lot of people I know believe in positive thinking, and so do I. I believe everything positively stinks.

Bosky Bernadette


I go on working for the same reason a hen goes on laying eggs.

Bosquet Pierre


Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored.

Bossert W.


You cannot see the wood for the trees.

Boswell James


The USA is so enormous, and so numerous are its schools, colleges and religious seminaries, many devoted to special religious beliefs ranging from the unorthodox to the dotty, that we can hardly wonder at its yielding a more bounteous harvest of gobb

Bowie David


Lassie looked brilliant, in part because the farm family she lived with was made up of idiots. Remember? One of them was always getting pinned under the tractor, and Lassie was always rushing back to the farmhouse to alert the other ones. She'd w

Bowles Colin


From the cradle to the coffin underwear comes first.

Bowles Colin


The primary cause of failure in electrical appliances is an expired warranty. Often, you can get an appliance running again simply by changing the warranty expiration date with a 15/64-inch felt-tipped marker.

Bradbury Ray


Save the Whales

Bradley F.H.


There are two kinds of pedestrians... the quick and the dead.

Bradley General Omar N.


The first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and sharpen my tongue.

Bramah Ernest


Best Mistakes In Films In his "Filmgoer's Companion", Mr. Leslie Halliwell helpfully lists four of the cinema's greatest moments which you should get to see if at all possible. In "Carmen Jones", the camera tracks with Dorothy Dandridge down a st

Brandeis Justice Louis D.


When the English language gets in my way, I walk over it.

Brando Marlon


If one cannot enjoy reading a book over and over again, there is no use in reading it at all.

Brando Marlon


No house should ever be on any hill or on anything. It should be of the hill, belonging to it.

Brant Sebastian


Good government never depends upon laws, but upon the personal qualities of those who govern. The machinery of government is always subordinate to the will of those who administer that machinery. The most important element of government, therefore,

Braun Wernher von


In "King Henry VI, Part II," Shakespeare has Dick Butcher suggest to his fellow anti-establishment rabble-rousers, "The first thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers." That action may be extreme but a similar sentiment was expressed by Thomas K. Co

Brecher K.


The world is full of people who have never, since childhood, met an open doorway with an open mind.

Brecheux J.


Sweet April showers do spring May flowers.

Brecht Bertold


Pereant, inquit, qui ante nos nostra dixerunt. [Confound those who have said our remarks before us.] or [May they perish who have expressed our bright ideas before us.]

Brecht Bertolt


Only that in you which is me can hear what I'm saying.

Brecht Bertolt


Like so many Americans, she was trying to construct a life that made sense from things she found in gift shops.

Brecht Bertolt


To lead people, you must follow behind.

Brecht Bertolt


With her body, woman is more sincere than man; but with her mind she lies. And when she lies, she does not believe herself.

Brecht Bertolt


If any man wishes to be humbled and mortified, let him become president of Harvard.

Brecht Bertolt


What we cannot speak about we must pass over in silence.

Brecht Bertolt


Monterey... is decidedly the pleasantest and most civilized-looking place in California ... [it] is also a great place for cock-fighting, gambling of all sorts, fandangos, and various kinds of amusements and knavery.

Brenan Gerald


"Why are we importing all these highbrow plays like `Amadeus'? I could have told you Mozart was a jerk for nothing."

Brescia Albertano of


What!? Me worry?

Brian Herbert


Plato, by the way, wanted to banish all poets from his proposed Utopia because they were liars. The truth was that Plato knew philosophers couldn't compete successfully with poets.

Briggs Austen


Delores breezed along the surface of her life like a flat stone forever skipping along smooth water, rippling reality sporadically but oblivious to it consistently, until she finally lost momentum, sank, and due to an overdose of flouride as a child

Brilliant Ashleigh


The individual choice of garnishment of a burger can be an important point to the consumer in this day when individualism is an increasingly important thing to people.

Brilliant Ashleigh


What soon grows old? Gratitude.

Brilliant Ashleigh


Immature poets imitate, mature poets steal.

Brilliant Ashleigh


It is Mr. Mellon's credo that $200,000,000 can do no wrong. Our offense consists in doubting it.

Brilliant Ashleigh


Plastic... Aluminum... These are the inheritors of the Universe! Flesh and Blood have had their day... and that day is past!

Broder David


In Hollywood, all marriages are happy. It's trying to live together afterwards that causes the problems.

Brodsky Joseph


Once a word has been allowed to escape, it cannot be recalled.

Brogan Colm


Fortune's Guide to Freshman Notetaking: WHEN THE PROFESSOR SAYS: YOU WRITE: Probably the greatest quality of the poetry John Milton

Brooks Mel


Chapter 1 The story so far: In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.

Brooks Atkinson


If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.

Brooks Mel


Reality is nothing but a collective hunch.

Brooks Mel


Never tell people how to do things. Tell them WHAT to do and they will surprise you with their ingenuity.

Brothers The Blues


Go ahead... make my day.

Brothers The Blues


You may have heard that a dean is to faculty as a hydrant is to a dog.

Broughton Philip


Let's say your wedding ring falls into your toaster, and when you stick your hand in to retrieve it, you suffer Pain and Suffering as well as Mental Anguish. You would sue: * The toaster manufacturer, for failure to include, in the instructions

Brow John Mason


Nonsense and beauty have close connections.

Brow John Mason


Be regular and orderly in your life, so that you may be violent and original in your work.

Brown Governor Jerry


For a light heart lives long.

Brown Rita Mae


Writing is easy; all you do is sit staring at the blank sheet of paper until drops of blood form on your forehead.

Browning Robert


When a man is tired of London, he is tired of life.

Bruce Lenny


He who writes with no misspelled words has prevented a first suspicion on the limits of his scholarship or, in the social world, of his general education and culture.

Bruce Lenny


Woman is generally so bad that the difference between a good and a bad woman scarcely exists.

Bruce Lenny


There is no cure for birth and death other than to enjoy the interval.

Bruce Lenny


There are no accidents whatsoever in the universe.

Bruce Lenny


And tomorrow will be like today, only more so.

Bruce Lenny


A society in which women are taught anything but the management of a family, the care of men, and the creation of the future generation is a society which is on its way out.

Bruce Lenny


Patience is the best remedy for every trouble.

Bruce Lenny


If there were a school for, say, sheet metal workers, that after three years left its graduates as unprepared for their careers as does law school, it would be closed down in a minute, and no doubt by lawyers.

Bruce Lenny


Money is truthful. If a man speaks of his honor, make him pay cash.

Bruce Lenny


God is Dead.

Bruce Lenny


One good turn asketh another.

Brunner John


The optimum committee has no members.

Bruyere Jean de la


The Almighty in His infinite wisdom did not see fit to create Frenchmen in the image of Englishmen.

Bry Yul


The last thing one knows in constructing a work is what to put first.

Bryson Lyman


Life is like a sewer. What you get out of it depends on what you put into it.

Buckley Lord


We Americans, we're a simple people... but piss us off, and we'll bomb your cities.

Buckley William F.


It's is not, it isn't ain't, and it's it's, not its, if you mean it is. If you don't, it's its. Then too, it's hers. It isn't her's. It isn't our's either. It's ours, and likewise yours and theirs.

Buckley William F.


If you sell diamonds, you cannot expect to have many customers. But a diamond is a diamond even if there are no customers.

Buddha Gotama


Beware of all enterprises that require new clothes, and not rather a new wearer of clothes.

Bullwinkle Rocky and


An actor's a guy who if you ain't talkin' about him, ain't listening.

Bullwinkle J. Moose


Awash with unfocused desire, Everett twisted the lobe of his one remaining ear and felt the presence of somebody else behind him, which caused terror to push through his nervous system like a flash flood roaring down the mid-fork of the Feather River

Bulwer-Ly Grand Panjandrum


There has been a little distress selling on the stock exchange.

Bulwer-Lytton


He draweth out the thread of his verbosity finer than the staple of his argument.

Bulwer-Lytton


My religion consists of a humble admiration of the illimitable superior spirit who reveals himself in the slight details we are able to perceive with our frail and feeble mind.

Bulwer-Lytton


He was a fiddler, and consequently a rogue.

Bulwer-Lytton


"Hi, I'm Preston A. Mantis, president of Consumers Retail Law Outlet. As you can see by my suit and the fact that I have all these books of equal height on the shelves behind me, I am a trained legal attorney. Do you have a car or a job? Do you ever

Bumstead Dagwood


The course of true anything never does run smooth.

Bungei Shunju


I'm glad I was not born before tea.

Buren Abigail Van


If God is One, what is bad?

Buren Abigail Van


As Gen. de Gaulle occassionally acknowledges America to be the daughter of Europe, so I am pleased to come to Yale, the daughter of Harvard.

Burgess Anthony


I have a very strange feeling about this...

Burgess Philip Larkin on Anthony


When you make your mark in the world, watch out for guys with erasers.

Burke James


If I were a grave-digger or even a hangman, there are some people I could work for with a great deal of enjoyment.

Burnham Daniel Hudson


The Least Successful Equal Pay Advertisement In 1976 the European Economic Community pointed out to the Irish Government that it had not yet implemented the agreed sex equality legislation. The Dublin Government immediately advertised for an equal

Burns George


"Spare no expense to save money on this one."

Burns George


I value kindness to human beings first of all, and kindness to animals. I don't respect the law; I have a total irreverence for anything connected with society except that which makes the roads safer, the beer stronger, the food cheaper, and old men

Burroughs William


The greatest griefs are those we cause ourselves.

Burroughs William S.


"God gives burdens; also shoulders" Jimmy Carter cited this Jewish saying in his concession speech at the end of the 1980 election. At least he said it was a Jewish saying; I can't find it anywhere. I'm sure he's telling the truth though; why wo

Burt Lanier Safford III


There is an old time toast which is golden for its beauty. "When you ascend the hill of prosperity may you not meet a friend."

Burton Robert


Well, you know, no matter where you go, there you are.

Burton Sir Richard


There is more to life than increasing its speed.

Burton Sir Richard


You may my glories and my state dispose, But not my griefs; still am I king of those.

Business Risky


Isn't it nice that people who prefer Los Angeles to San Francisco live there?

Butler Dave


Talking about music is like dancing about architecture.

Butler Samuel


He has not acquired a fortune; the fortune has acquired him.

Butler Samuel


In India, "cold weather" is merely a conventional phrase and has come into use through the necessity of having some way to distinguish between weather which will melt a brass door-knob and weather which will only make it mushy.

Butler Samuel


She cried, and the judge wiped her tears with my checkbook.

Butler Samuel


"It's kind of fun to do the impossible."

Butler Samuel


Business will be either better or worse.

Butler Samuel


Women are nothing but machines for producing children.

Butler Samuel


Perfection is reached, not when there is no longer anything to add, but when there is no longer anything to take away.

Bux Bastian B.


Judges, as a class, display, in the matter of arranging alimony, that reckless generosity which is found only in men who are giving away someone else's cash.

Byrnes James F.


Historians have now definitely established that Juan Cabrillo, discoverer of California, was not looking for Kansas, thus setting a precedent that continues to this day.

Bywater T.


Ninety percent of the time things turn out worse than you thought they would. The other ten percent of the time you had no right to expect that much.

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Innovation is hard to schedule.

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