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Sensible and responsible women do not want to vote.

B Marion Zimmer

Charity begins at home.

Ba Dave

Progress was all right. Only it went on too long.

Baber R.E.

"There is no Father Christmas. It's just a marketing ploy to make low income parents' lives a misery." "... I want you to picture the trusting face of a child, streaked with tears because of what you just said." "I want you to picture the face of

Babson Roger

The major sin is the sin of being born.

Bacall Lauren

For if there is a sin against life, it consists perhaps not so much in despairing of life as in hoping for another life and in eluding the implacable grandeur of this life.

Bach J.S.

It is a profitable thing, if one is wise, to seem foolish.

Bach Richard

Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known.

Bacharach Burt

A committee is a group that keeps the minutes and loses hours.

Bacon Francis

I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white dude would come into my neighborhood after dark.

Bacon Francis

Life sucks, but death doesn't put out at all.

Bacon Francis

There is always one thing to remember: writers are always selling somebody out.

Bacon Francis

Let us endeavor so to live that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.

Bacon Francis

Littering is dumb.

Bacon Francis

TV is chewing gum for the eyes.

Bacon Francis

My band career ended late in my senior year when John Cooper and I threw my amplifier out the dormitory window. We did not act in haste. First we checked to make sure the amplifier would fit through the frame, using the belt from my bathrobe to meas

Bacon Francis

(1) Avoid fried meats which angry up the blood. (2) If your stomach antagonizes you, pacify it with cool thoughts. (3) Keep the juices flowing by jangling around gently as you move. (4) Go very lightly on the vices, such as carrying on in society, as

Bailey P.J.

When the sun shineth, make hay.

Baja Dan Jenkins

It's not enough to be Hungarian; you must have talent too.

Baker Russell

I: The best way to make a silk purse from a sow's ear is to begin with a silk sow. The same is true of money. II: If today were half as good as tomorrow is supposed to be, it would probably be twice as good as yesterday was. III: There are

Baker Russell

Life is too short to be taken seriously.

Baker Russell

I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.

Baker Russell

My problem lies in reconciling my gross habits with my net income.

Baldwin James

The world has many unintentionally cruel mechanisms that are not designed for people who walk on their hands.

Baldwin Stanley

A vacuum is a hell of a lot better than some of the stuff that nature replaces it with.


...He who laughs does not believe in what he laughs at, but neither does he hate it. Therefore, laughing at evil means not preparing oneself to combat it, and laughing at good means denying the power through which good is self-propagating.

Balfour Arthur

An investment in knowledge always pays the best interest.

Balliett Whitney

Producers seem to be so prejudiced against actors who've had no training. And there's no reason for it. So what if I didn't attend the Royal Academy for twelve years? I'm still a professional trying to be the best actress I can. Why doesn't anyone

Ballou Hosea

The penalty for laughing in a courtroom is six months in jail; if it were not for this penalty, the jury would never hear the evidence.


Goals... Plans... they're fantasies, they're part of a dream world...

Balzac Honor'e de

Aim for the moon. If you miss, you may hit a star.

Bandits Time

Let him choose out of my files, his projects to accomplish.

Bankhead Tallulah

Kindness is a language which the deaf can hear and the blind can read.

Banks Russell

I don't know anything about music. In my line you don't have to.

Banzai Buckaroo

Do you know the difference between education and experience? Education is what you get when you read the fine print; experience is what you get when you don't.

Barber Milt

Intellect annuls Fate. So far as a man thinks, he is free.


The best you get is an even break.

Barf Biff

If reporters don't know that truth is plural, they ought to be lawyers.

Barker Clive

The Least Perceptive Literary Critic The most important critic in our field of study is Lord Halifax. A most individual judge of poetry, he once invited Alexander Pope round to give a public reading of his latest poem. Pope, the leading poet of h

Barrie J.M.

It is annoying to be honest to no purpose.

Barris Chuck

The most difficult thing in the world is to know how to do a thing and to watch someone else doing it wrong, without commenting.

Barry Dave

... but as records of courts and justice are admissible, it can easily be proved that powerful and malevolent magicians once existed and were a scourge to mankind. The evidence (including confession) upon which certain women were convicted of witch

Barry Dave

He that breaks a thing to find out what it is has left the path of wisdom.

Barry Dave

Divorce is a game played by lawyers.

Barry Dave

Some men are heterosexual, and some are bisexual, and some men don't think about sex at all... they become lawyers.

Barry Dave

A yawn is a silent shout.

Barry Dave

You mentioned your name as if I should recognize it, but beyond the obvious facts that you are a bachelor, a solicitor, a freemason, and an asthmatic, I know nothing whatever about you.

Barry Dave

The Worst Jury A murder trial at Manitoba in February 1978 was well advanced, when one juror revealed that he was completely deaf and did not have the remotest clue what was happening. The judge, Mr. Justice Solomon, asked him if he had heard any

Barry Dave

The intelligence of any discussion diminishes with the square of the number of participants.

Barry Dave

'Scuse me, while I kiss the sky!

Barry Dave

It is something to be able to paint a particular picture, or to carve a statue, and so to make a few objects beautiful; but it is far more glorious to carve and paint the very atmosphere and medium through which we look, which morally we can do. T

Barry Dave

Objectivity is to a newspaper what virtue is to a woman.

Barry Dave

In the Spring, I have counted 136 different kinds of weather inside of 24 hours.

Barry Dave

"Well, it's garish, ugly, and derelicts have used it for a toilet. The rides are dilapidated to the point of being lethal, and could easily maim or kill innocent little children." "Oh, so you don't like it?" "Don't like it? I'm CRAZY for it."

Barry Dave

The ultimate game show will be the one where somebody gets killed at the end.

Barry Dave

"I have to convince you, or at least snow you ..."

Barry Dave

If a man stay away from his wife for seven years, the law presumes the separation to have killed him; yet according to our daily experience, it might well prolong his life.

Barry Dave

Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune.

Barry Dave

A sequel is an admission that you've been reduced to imitating yourself.

Barry Dave

Likewise, the national appetizer, brine-cured herring with raw onions, wins few friends, Germans excepted.

Barry Dave

We can embody the truth, but we cannot know it.

Barry Dave

Seeing that death, a necessary end, Will come when it will come.

Barry Dave

America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a chair.

Barry Dave

Sometimes even to live is an act of courage.

Barry Dave

Television has proved that people will look at anything rather than each other.

Barry Dave

It is bad luck to be superstitious.

Barry Dave

Judges, as a class, display, in the matter of arranging alimony, that reckless generosity which is found only in men who are giving away someone else's cash.

Barry Dave

Happiness isn't something you experience; it's something you remember.

Barry Dave

You don't have to think too hard when you talk to teachers.

Barry Dave

All art is but imitation of nature.

Barry Dave

It is right that he too should have his little chronicle, his memories, his reason, and be able to recognize the good in the bad, the bad in the worst, and so grow gently old all down the unchanging days and die one day like any other day, only short

Barry Dave

I have defined the hundred per cent American as ninety-nine per cent an idiot.

Barry Dave

One hundred women are not worth a single testicle.

Barry Dave

There's small choice in rotten apples.

Barry Dave

I used to be disgusted, now I find I'm just amused.

Barry Dave

The only happiness lies in reason; all the rest of the world is dismal. The highest reason, however, I see in the work of the artist, and he may experience it as such. Happiness lies in the swiftness of feeling and thinking: all the rest of the worl

Barry Dave

Neckties strangle clear thinking.

Barry Dave

Brahma said: Well, after hearing ten thousand explanations, a fool is no wiser. But an intelligent man needs only two thousand five hundred.

Barry Dave

His followers called him Mahasamatman and said he was a god. He preferred to drop the Maha- and the -atman, however, and called himself Sam. He never claimed to be a god. But then, he never claimed not to be a god. Circum- stances being what they

Barry Dave

Housework can kill you if done right.

Barry Dave

The error of youth is to believe that intelligence is a substitute for experience, while the error of age is to believe experience is a substitute for intelligence.

Barry Dave

There is nothing new except what has been forgotten.

Barry Dave

Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.

Barry Dave

I will make you shorter by the head.

Barry Dave

Eighteen goddess-like daughters are not equal to one son with a hump.

Barry Dave

"Elves and Dragons!" I says to him. "Cabbages and potatoes are better for you and me."

Barry Dave

Most Texans think Hanukkah is some sort of duck call.

Barry Dave

Once there lived a village of creatures along the bottom of a great crystal river. Each creature in its own manner clung tightly to the twigs and rocks of the river bottom, for clinging was their way of life, and resisting the current what each had

Barry Dave

Anything anybody can say about America is true.

Barry Dave

To generalize is to be an idiot.

Baruch B.

Coincidences are spiritual puns.

Battie Bill

There's nothing worse for your business than extra Santa Clauses smoking in the men's room.

Baudelaire Charles

I am just a nice, clean-cut Mongolian boy.

Beal Louise

Wisdom is knowing what to do with what you know.

Bear Greg

I heard a definition of an intellectual, that I thought was very interesting: a man who takes more words than are necessary to tell more than he knows.

Beard Charles A.

The only promotion rules I can think of are that a sense of shame is to be avoided at all costs and there is never any reason for a hustler to be less cunning than more virtuous men. Oh yes ... whenever you think you've got something really great, a

Beard Peter

Dying is a very dull, dreary affair. My advice to you is to have nothing whatever to do with it.

Beaton Cecil

Every person, all the events in your life are there because you have drawn them there. What you choose to do with them is up to you.

Beatty Paul

It is difficult to produce a television documentary that is both incisive and probing when every twelve minutes one is interrupted by twelve dancing rabbits singing about toilet paper.

Beauvoir Simone de

Facts, apart from their relationships, are like labels on empty bottles.

Beck Bob

All of us should treasure his Oriental wisdom and his preaching of a Zen-like detachment, as exemplified by his constant reminder to clerks, tellers, or others who grew excited by his presence in their banks: "Just lie down on the floor and keep calm

Becke Samuel

Life is the childhood of our immortality.


A witty saying proves nothing.

Beckett Samuel

The surest protection against temptation is cowardice.

Beckett Samuel

Set the cart before the horse.

Beckett Samuel

There must be more to life than having everything.

Beckman Roman

We're all in this alone.

Beeblebrox Zaphod

There is always something new out of Africa.

Beecher Rev. Henry Ward

As well look for a needle in a bottle of hay.

Beer Stafford

The Anglo-Saxon conscience does not prevent the Anglo-Saxon from sinning, it merely prevents him from enjoying his sin.

Behan Brendan

"Well, if you can't believe what you read in a comic book, what *___can* you believe?!"

Behan Brendan

A man is known by the company he organizes.

Behan Brendan

Generally speaking, the Way of the warrior is resolute acceptance of death.

Behan Brendan

The streets were dark with something more than night.

Belloc Hilaire

Very few blacks will take up golf until the requirement for plaid pants is dropped.

Bellow Saul

The avocation of assessing the failures of better men can be turned into a comfortable livelihood, providing you back it up with a Ph.D.

Ben Franklin

CF&C stole it, fair and square.

Benares Camden

Education is learning what you didn't even know you didn't know.

Benares Camden

God made everything out of nothing, but the nothingness shows through.

Benchley Robert

The cable TV sex channels don't expand our horizons, don't make us better people, and don't come in clearly enough.

Benchley Robert

No good deed goes unpunished.

Benchley Robert

A game can by God repent or we'll punish it. That's how they did it in Salem in the seventeenth century, and that's how we'll do it now.

Benchley Robert

Remembering is for those who have forgotten.


The problem with any unwritten law is that you don't know where to go to erase it.

Benjamin A.

Your wig steers the gig.

Bennett Alan

Must I hold a candle to my shames?

Bennett Arnold

Tallulah Bankhead barged down the Nile last night as Cleopatra and sank.

Bennett D.

Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.

Bennett James Gordon

Marijuana will be legal some day, because the many law students who now smoke pot will someday become congressmen and legalize it in order to protect themselves.

Bennett W.C.

The coast was clear.

Bennett W.C.

Work Hard. Rock Hard. Eat Hard. Sleep Hard. Grow Big. Wear Glasses If You Need 'Em.

Bergen Candice

The problem that we thought was a problem was, indeed, a problem, but not the problem we thought was the problem.

Berle Milton

Every word is like an unnecessary stain on silence and nothingness.

Berlioz Hector

Honesty pays, but it doesn't seem to pay enough to suit some people.

Berman Edgar

The Least Successful Equal Pay Advertisement In 1976 the European Economic Community pointed out to the Irish Government that it had not yet implemented the agreed sex equality legislation. The Dublin Government immediately advertised for an equal

Bernanos Georges

"Cogito ergo I'm right and you're wrong."

Berner Jeff

When in doubt, use brute force.

Berquier Edouard

were found to be wearing neckwear that was tighter than their neck circumference. The visual discrimination of the 22 subjects was evaluated using a critical flicker frequency (CFF) test. Results of the CFF test indicated that tight neckwear signifi

Berra Yogi

The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposed ideas in the mind at the same time and still retain the ability to function.

Berra Yogi

Our policy is, when in doubt, do the right thing.

Berryman John

The goys have proven the following theorem...

Biel Gabriel

Conscience doth make cowards of us all.

Bierce Ambrose

It is not enough that I should succeed. Others must fail.

Bierce Ambrose

The reward of a thing well done is to have done it.

Bierce Ambrose

Indiana is a state dedicated to basketball. Basketball, soybeans, hogs and basketball. Berkeley, needless to say, is not nearly as athletic. Berkeley is dedicated to coffee, angst, potholes and coffee.

Bierce Ambrose

Education is the process of casting false pearls before real swine.

Bierce Ambrose

It is Mr. Mellon's credo that $200,000,000 can do no wrong. Our offense consists in doubting it.

Bierce Ambrose

... Our second completely true news item was sent to me by Mr. H. Boyce Connell Jr. of Atlanta, Ga., where he is involved in a law firm. One thing I like about the South is, folks there care about tradition. If somebody gets handed a name like "H.

Bierce Ambrose

He that composes himself is wiser than he that composes a book.

Bierce Ambrose

Gratitude and treachery are merely the two extremities of the same procession. You have seen all of it that is worth staying for when the band and the gaudy officials have gone by.

Bierce Ambrose

Another day, another dollar.

Bierce Ambrose

Anyone can hold the helm when the sea is calm.

Bilbo Baggins

Watch your mouth, kid, or you'll find yourself floating home.

Bill Adler

The chief enemy of creativity is "good" sense

Bill Cain

Ben, why didn't you tell me?

Bill Cain

Nothing succeeds like success.

Billings Josh

If we don't survive, we don't do anything else.

Billings Josh

You have all eternity to be cautious in when you're dead.

Billings Josh

Anything is possible on paper.

Billings Josh

Nothing is so firmly believed as that which we least know.

Billings Josh

The secret of success is sincerity. Once you can fake that, you've got it made.

Billings Josh

It's not a sin not to be Irish, but it is a great shame.

Billings Josh

The only certainty is that nothing is certain.

Binder Dr. L.

The abuse of greatness is when it disjoins remorse from power.

Binstead Arthur

When your work speaks for itself, don't interrupt.


Whoever has lived long enough to find out what life is, knows how deep a debt of gratitude we owe to Adam, the first great benefactor of our race. He brought death into the world.


Like ya know? Rock 'N Roll is an esoteric language that unlocks the creativity chambers in people's brains, and like totally activates their essential hipness, which of course is like totally necessary for saving the earth, like because the first th


October. This is one of the peculiarly dangerous months to speculate in stocks in. The others are July, January, September, April, November, May, March, June, December, August, and February.

Bir Fred Nietzsche The

If someone had told me I would be Pope one day, I would have studied harder.

Bismarck Otto Von

It is a wise father that knows his own child.

Bismarck Otto Von

I appreciate the fact that this draft was done in haste, but some of the sentences that you are sending out in the world to do your work for you are loitering in taverns or asleep beside the highway.

Bismarck Otto von

The college graduate is presented with a sheepskin to cover his intellectual nakedness.

Bismarck Otto von

Rembrandt is not to be compared in the painting of character with our extraordinarily gifted English artist, Mr. Rippingille.

Bismarck Otto von

Experience is a good teacher, but she sends in terrific bills.

Bismark Otto von

When the ax entered the forest, the trees said, "The handle is one of us!"


Not all who own a harp are harpers.


It is up to us to produce better-quality movies.

Blake William

The average Ph.D thesis is nothing but the transference of bones from one graveyard to another.

Blake William

With all the talent around, it's sort of amazing that a woman could be up here with us.

Blake William

A university is what a college becomes when the faculty loses interest in students.

Blake William

Where it is a duty to worship the sun it is pretty sure to be a crime to examine the laws of heat.

Blake William

Things are not always what they seem.

Blaylock James P.

Any road followed to its end leads precisely nowhere. Climb the mountain just a little to test it's a mountain. From the top of the mountain, you cannot see the mountain.

Blaylock James P.

Ignorance is never out of style. It was in fashion yesterday, it is the rage today, and it will set the pace tomorrow.

Blaylock James P.

He who knows others is wise. He who knows himself is enlightened.

Blaylock James P.

Good teaching is one-fourth preparation and three-fourths good theatre.

Blish James

Pity the meek, for they shall inherit the earth.


The confusion of a staff member is measured by the length of his memos.


There are ten or twenty basic truths, and life is the process of discovering them over and over and over.

Bo Napoleon

Grig (the navigator): ... so you see, it's just the two of us against the entire space armada. Alex (the gunner): What?!? Grig: I've always wanted to fight a desperate battle against overwhelming odds. Alex: It'll be a slaughter! Grig: That'

Bo Napoleon

When you die, you lose a very important part of your life.

Bob Cary Grant

Good-bye. I am leaving because I am bored.

Bob Dylan

We are governed not by armies and police but by ideas.

Boffo Mister

A violent man will die a violent death.

Bogart Humphrey

Television is a medium because anything well done is rare.

Bogart Humphrey

For every bloke who makes his mark, there's half a dozen waiting to rub it out.

Bohr Niels

If I have to lay an egg for my country, I'll do it.

Boleyn Anne

Two wrongs are only the beginning.

Bombeck Erma

L'hazard ne favorise que l'esprit prepare.

Bombeck Erma

A snake lurks in the grass.

Bon John Dillinger on

If the ends don't justify the means, then what does?

Bono Ed De

Being a miner, as soon as you're too old and tired and sick and stupid to do your job properly, you have to go, where the very opposite applies with the judges.

Bonzai Buckaroo

I shot an arrow in to the air, and it stuck.

Boorstin Daniel J.

The closest to perfection a person ever comes is when he fills out a job application form.

Boren James H.

Work is of two kinds: first, altering the position of matter at or near the earth's surface relative to other matter; second, telling other people to do so.

Borge Victor

A lot of people I know believe in positive thinking, and so do I. I believe everything positively stinks.

Bosky Bernadette

I go on working for the same reason a hen goes on laying eggs.

Bosquet Pierre

Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored.

Bossert W.

You cannot see the wood for the trees.

Boswell James

The USA is so enormous, and so numerous are its schools, colleges and religious seminaries, many devoted to special religious beliefs ranging from the unorthodox to the dotty, that we can hardly wonder at its yielding a more bounteous harvest of gobb

Bowie David

Lassie looked brilliant, in part because the farm family she lived with was made up of idiots. Remember? One of them was always getting pinned under the tractor, and Lassie was always rushing back to the farmhouse to alert the other ones. She'd w

Bowles Colin

From the cradle to the coffin underwear comes first.

Bowles Colin

The primary cause of failure in electrical appliances is an expired warranty. Often, you can get an appliance running again simply by changing the warranty expiration date with a 15/64-inch felt-tipped marker.

Bradbury Ray

Save the Whales

Bradley F.H.

There are two kinds of pedestrians... the quick and the dead.

Bradley General Omar N.

The first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and sharpen my tongue.

Bramah Ernest

Best Mistakes In Films In his "Filmgoer's Companion", Mr. Leslie Halliwell helpfully lists four of the cinema's greatest moments which you should get to see if at all possible. In "Carmen Jones", the camera tracks with Dorothy Dandridge down a st

Brandeis Justice Louis D.

When the English language gets in my way, I walk over it.

Brando Marlon

If one cannot enjoy reading a book over and over again, there is no use in reading it at all.

Brando Marlon

No house should ever be on any hill or on anything. It should be of the hill, belonging to it.

Brant Sebastian

Good government never depends upon laws, but upon the personal qualities of those who govern. The machinery of government is always subordinate to the will of those who administer that machinery. The most important element of government, therefore,

Braun Wernher von

In "King Henry VI, Part II," Shakespeare has Dick Butcher suggest to his fellow anti-establishment rabble-rousers, "The first thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers." That action may be extreme but a similar sentiment was expressed by Thomas K. Co

Brecher K.

The world is full of people who have never, since childhood, met an open doorway with an open mind.

Brecheux J.

Sweet April showers do spring May flowers.

Brecht Bertold

Pereant, inquit, qui ante nos nostra dixerunt. [Confound those who have said our remarks before us.] or [May they perish who have expressed our bright ideas before us.]

Brecht Bertolt

Only that in you which is me can hear what I'm saying.

Brecht Bertolt

Like so many Americans, she was trying to construct a life that made sense from things she found in gift shops.

Brecht Bertolt

To lead people, you must follow behind.

Brecht Bertolt

With her body, woman is more sincere than man; but with her mind she lies. And when she lies, she does not believe herself.

Brecht Bertolt

If any man wishes to be humbled and mortified, let him become president of Harvard.

Brecht Bertolt

What we cannot speak about we must pass over in silence.

Brecht Bertolt

Monterey... is decidedly the pleasantest and most civilized-looking place in California ... [it] is also a great place for cock-fighting, gambling of all sorts, fandangos, and various kinds of amusements and knavery.

Brenan Gerald

"Why are we importing all these highbrow plays like `Amadeus'? I could have told you Mozart was a jerk for nothing."

Brescia Albertano of

What!? Me worry?

Brian Herbert

Plato, by the way, wanted to banish all poets from his proposed Utopia because they were liars. The truth was that Plato knew philosophers couldn't compete successfully with poets.

Briggs Austen

Delores breezed along the surface of her life like a flat stone forever skipping along smooth water, rippling reality sporadically but oblivious to it consistently, until she finally lost momentum, sank, and due to an overdose of flouride as a child

Brilliant Ashleigh

The individual choice of garnishment of a burger can be an important point to the consumer in this day when individualism is an increasingly important thing to people.

Brilliant Ashleigh

What soon grows old? Gratitude.

Brilliant Ashleigh

Immature poets imitate, mature poets steal.

Brilliant Ashleigh

It is Mr. Mellon's credo that $200,000,000 can do no wrong. Our offense consists in doubting it.

Brilliant Ashleigh

Plastic... Aluminum... These are the inheritors of the Universe! Flesh and Blood have had their day... and that day is past!

Broder David

In Hollywood, all marriages are happy. It's trying to live together afterwards that causes the problems.

Brodsky Joseph

Once a word has been allowed to escape, it cannot be recalled.

Brogan Colm

Fortune's Guide to Freshman Notetaking: WHEN THE PROFESSOR SAYS: YOU WRITE: Probably the greatest quality of the poetry John Milton

Brooks Mel

Chapter 1 The story so far: In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.

Brooks Atkinson

If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.

Brooks Mel

Reality is nothing but a collective hunch.

Brooks Mel

Never tell people how to do things. Tell them WHAT to do and they will surprise you with their ingenuity.

Brothers The Blues

Go ahead... make my day.

Brothers The Blues

You may have heard that a dean is to faculty as a hydrant is to a dog.

Broughton Philip

Let's say your wedding ring falls into your toaster, and when you stick your hand in to retrieve it, you suffer Pain and Suffering as well as Mental Anguish. You would sue: * The toaster manufacturer, for failure to include, in the instructions

Brow John Mason

Nonsense and beauty have close connections.

Brow John Mason

Be regular and orderly in your life, so that you may be violent and original in your work.

Brown Governor Jerry

For a light heart lives long.

Brown Rita Mae

Writing is easy; all you do is sit staring at the blank sheet of paper until drops of blood form on your forehead.

Browning Robert

When a man is tired of London, he is tired of life.

Bruce Lenny

He who writes with no misspelled words has prevented a first suspicion on the limits of his scholarship or, in the social world, of his general education and culture.

Bruce Lenny

Woman is generally so bad that the difference between a good and a bad woman scarcely exists.

Bruce Lenny

There is no cure for birth and death other than to enjoy the interval.

Bruce Lenny

There are no accidents whatsoever in the universe.

Bruce Lenny

And tomorrow will be like today, only more so.

Bruce Lenny

A society in which women are taught anything but the management of a family, the care of men, and the creation of the future generation is a society which is on its way out.

Bruce Lenny

Patience is the best remedy for every trouble.

Bruce Lenny

If there were a school for, say, sheet metal workers, that after three years left its graduates as unprepared for their careers as does law school, it would be closed down in a minute, and no doubt by lawyers.

Bruce Lenny

Money is truthful. If a man speaks of his honor, make him pay cash.

Bruce Lenny

God is Dead.

Bruce Lenny

One good turn asketh another.

Brunner John

The optimum committee has no members.

Bruyere Jean de la

The Almighty in His infinite wisdom did not see fit to create Frenchmen in the image of Englishmen.

Bry Yul

The last thing one knows in constructing a work is what to put first.

Bryson Lyman

Life is like a sewer. What you get out of it depends on what you put into it.

Buckley Lord

We Americans, we're a simple people... but piss us off, and we'll bomb your cities.

Buckley William F.

It's is not, it isn't ain't, and it's it's, not its, if you mean it is. If you don't, it's its. Then too, it's hers. It isn't her's. It isn't our's either. It's ours, and likewise yours and theirs.

Buckley William F.

If you sell diamonds, you cannot expect to have many customers. But a diamond is a diamond even if there are no customers.

Buddha Gotama

Beware of all enterprises that require new clothes, and not rather a new wearer of clothes.

Bullwinkle Rocky and

An actor's a guy who if you ain't talkin' about him, ain't listening.

Bullwinkle J. Moose

Awash with unfocused desire, Everett twisted the lobe of his one remaining ear and felt the presence of somebody else behind him, which caused terror to push through his nervous system like a flash flood roaring down the mid-fork of the Feather River

Bulwer-Ly Grand Panjandrum

There has been a little distress selling on the stock exchange.


He draweth out the thread of his verbosity finer than the staple of his argument.


My religion consists of a humble admiration of the illimitable superior spirit who reveals himself in the slight details we are able to perceive with our frail and feeble mind.


He was a fiddler, and consequently a rogue.


"Hi, I'm Preston A. Mantis, president of Consumers Retail Law Outlet. As you can see by my suit and the fact that I have all these books of equal height on the shelves behind me, I am a trained legal attorney. Do you have a car or a job? Do you ever

Bumstead Dagwood

The course of true anything never does run smooth.

Bungei Shunju

I'm glad I was not born before tea.

Buren Abigail Van

If God is One, what is bad?

Buren Abigail Van

As Gen. de Gaulle occassionally acknowledges America to be the daughter of Europe, so I am pleased to come to Yale, the daughter of Harvard.

Burgess Anthony

I have a very strange feeling about this...

Burgess Philip Larkin on Anthony

When you make your mark in the world, watch out for guys with erasers.

Burke James

If I were a grave-digger or even a hangman, there are some people I could work for with a great deal of enjoyment.

Burnham Daniel Hudson

The Least Successful Equal Pay Advertisement In 1976 the European Economic Community pointed out to the Irish Government that it had not yet implemented the agreed sex equality legislation. The Dublin Government immediately advertised for an equal

Burns George

"Spare no expense to save money on this one."

Burns George

I value kindness to human beings first of all, and kindness to animals. I don't respect the law; I have a total irreverence for anything connected with society except that which makes the roads safer, the beer stronger, the food cheaper, and old men

Burroughs William

The greatest griefs are those we cause ourselves.

Burroughs William S.

"God gives burdens; also shoulders" Jimmy Carter cited this Jewish saying in his concession speech at the end of the 1980 election. At least he said it was a Jewish saying; I can't find it anywhere. I'm sure he's telling the truth though; why wo

Burt Lanier Safford III

There is an old time toast which is golden for its beauty. "When you ascend the hill of prosperity may you not meet a friend."

Burton Robert

Well, you know, no matter where you go, there you are.

Burton Sir Richard

There is more to life than increasing its speed.

Burton Sir Richard

You may my glories and my state dispose, But not my griefs; still am I king of those.

Business Risky

Isn't it nice that people who prefer Los Angeles to San Francisco live there?

Butler Dave

Talking about music is like dancing about architecture.

Butler Samuel

He has not acquired a fortune; the fortune has acquired him.

Butler Samuel

In India, "cold weather" is merely a conventional phrase and has come into use through the necessity of having some way to distinguish between weather which will melt a brass door-knob and weather which will only make it mushy.

Butler Samuel

She cried, and the judge wiped her tears with my checkbook.

Butler Samuel

"It's kind of fun to do the impossible."

Butler Samuel

Business will be either better or worse.

Butler Samuel

Women are nothing but machines for producing children.

Butler Samuel

Perfection is reached, not when there is no longer anything to add, but when there is no longer anything to take away.

Bux Bastian B.

Judges, as a class, display, in the matter of arranging alimony, that reckless generosity which is found only in men who are giving away someone else's cash.

Byrnes James F.

Historians have now definitely established that Juan Cabrillo, discoverer of California, was not looking for Kansas, thus setting a precedent that continues to this day.

Bywater T.

Ninety percent of the time things turn out worse than you thought they would. The other ten percent of the time you had no right to expect that much.

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Innovation is hard to schedule.

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