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Some men are heterosexual, and some are bisexual, and some men don't think about sex at all... they become lawyers.

Kafka F.

Five bicycles make a volkswagen, seven make a truck.

Kafka Franz

The USA is so enormous, and so numerous are its schools, colleges and religious seminaries, many devoted to special religious beliefs ranging from the unorthodox to the dotty, that we can hardly wonder at its yielding a more bounteous harvest of gobb

Kahlil Gibran

... before I could come to any conclusion it occurred to me that my speech or my silence, indeed any action of mine, would be a mere futility. What did it matter what anyone knew or ignored? What did it matter who was manager? One gets sometimes s

Kahn Alfred

Go away, I'm all right.

Kaiser Henry J.

CF&C stole it, fair and square.

Kandel Howard

Someday we'll look back on this moment and plow into a parked car.

Kandel Howard

Fortune Documents the Great Legal Decisions: We think that we may take judicial notice of the fact that the term "bitch" may imply some feeling of endearment when applied to a female of the canine species but that it is seldom, if ever, so used whe

Kant Immanuel

Ask not for whom the Bell tolls, and you will pay only the station-to-station rate.

Karl Kraus

The man who runs may fight again.

Karl Menninger

With women, I've got a long bamboo pole with a leather loop on the end of it. I slip the loop around their necks so they can't get away or come too close. Like catching snakes.

Kasspe Arthur

... but as records of courts and justice are admissible, it can easily be proved that powerful and malevolent magicians once existed and were a scourge to mankind. The evidence (including confession) upon which certain women were convicted of witch

Kaufman George

To err is human, to repent, divine, to persist, devilish.

Kaufman George S.

A woman who is unfaithful deserves to be shot.

Kaufman Stanley

Home is where the hurt is.

Kaul Donald

[Maturity consists in the discovery that] there comes a critical moment where everything is reversed, after which the point becomes to understand more and more that there is something which cannot be understood.

Kaul Donald

Plumbing is one of the easier of do-it-yourself activities, requiring only a few simple tools and a willingness to stick your arm into a clogged toilet. In fact, you can solve many home plumbing problems, such as annoying faucet drip, merely by tur

Kay Alan

Every young man should have a hobby: learning how to handle money is the best one.

Kay Alan

We have lingered long enough on the shores of the Cosmic Ocean.

Ke John F.

A game can by God repent or we'll punish it. That's how they did it in Salem in the seventeenth century, and that's how we'll do it now.

Keats John

University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small.

Kehlog Albran

If we could sell our experiences for what they cost us, we would all be millionaires.

Kehlog Albran

By working faithfully eight hours a day, you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve.

Kehlog Albran

Let me assure you that to us here at First National, you're not just a number. Youre two numbers, a dash, three more numbers, another dash and another number.

Kehlog Albran

Money is truthful. If a man speaks of his honor, make him pay cash.

Kehlog Albran

Wait for that wisest of all counselors, Time.

Kehlog Albran

Scratch the average female and you'll find a purring bundle... at the ready to love and honor, bake a torte and still produce quintuplets.

Keillor Garrison

Prediction is very difficult, especially of the future.

Keillor Garrison

It has long been noticed that juries are pitiless for robbery and full of indulgence for infanticide. A question of interest, my dear Sir! The jury is afraid of being robbed and has passed the age when it could be a victim of infanticide.

Keillor Garrison

I went into a bar feeling a little depressed, the bartender said, "What'll you have, Bud"? I said," I don't know, surprise me". So he showed me a nude picture of my wife.

Keller Helen

Everything takes longer, costs more, and is less useful.

Kelly Walt

Our policy is, when in doubt, do the right thing.

Kempis Thomas `a

Solipsists of the World... you are already united.

Kempis Thomas `a

Take the folks at Coca-Cola. For many years, they were content to sit back and make the same old carbonated beverage. It was a good beverage, no question about it; generations of people had grown up drinking it and doing the experiment in sixth gr


I just need enough to tide me over until I need more.

Kennedy J.F.

We are governed not by armies and police but by ideas.

Kennedy J.F.

A platitude is simply a truth repeated till people get tired of hearing it.

Kennedy J.F.

To have died once is enough.

Kennedy John F.

Nothing is so firmly believed as that which we least know.

Kennedy John F.

"You can't survive by sucking the juice from a wet mitten."

Kennedy John F.

I don't have any use for bodyguards, but I do have a specific use for two highly trained certified public accountants.

Kennedy John F.

Dear Mister Language Person: What is the purpose of the apostrophe? Answer: The apostrophe is used mainly in hand-lettered small business signs to alert the reader than an "S" is coming up at the end of a word, as in: WE DO NOT EXCEPT PERSONAL CHEC

Kennedy John Fitzgerald

An ounce of hypocrisy is worth a pound of ambition.

Kennedy John

Fain would I climb, yet fear I to fall.

Kennedy Joseph

Advertising is a valuable economic factor because it is the cheapest way of selling goods, particularly if the goods are worthless.

Kennedy Joseph P.

Why be a man when you can be a success?

Kenobi Obi-wan

Sometimes a man who deserves to be looked down upon because he is a fool is despised only because he is a lawyer.

Kerouac Jack

The secret of success is sincerity. Once you can fake that, you've got it made.

Kerouac Jack

If God is One, what is bad?

Kerr Jean

We have reason to be afraid. This is a terrible place.

Kesey Ken

The Worst Jury A murder trial at Manitoba in February 1978 was well advanced, when one juror revealed that he was completely deaf and did not have the remotest clue what was happening. The judge, Mr. Justice Solomon, asked him if he had heard any

Kesey Ken

He who fears the unknown may one day flee from his own backside.

Kessler Leo

If I had a formula for bypassing trouble, I would not pass it around. Trouble creates a capacity to handle it. I don't say embrace trouble; that's as bad as treating it as an enemy. But I do say meet it as a friend, for you'll see a lot of it and y

Kessler Leo

I know on which side my bread is buttered.

Kessler Leo

Some men are heterosexual, and some are bisexual, and some men don't think about sex at all... they become lawyers.

Keynes John Maynard

If I could drop dead right now, I'd be the happiest man alive!

Keynes John Maynard

What we cannot speak about we must pass over in silence.

Keynes John Maynard

The tree in which the sap is stagnant remains fruitless.

Keyser. C.J.

Reality is nothing but a collective hunch.

Khrushchev Nikita

After the game the king and the pawn go in the same box.

Kierkegaard S.

Well, you know, no matter where you go, there you are.

Kierkegaard Soren

"If a camel flies, no one laughs if it doesn't get very far."

Kierkegaard Soren

The faster I go, the behinder I get.

Kiernan P.B.A. President E. J.

All the really good ideas I ever had came to me while I was milking a cow.

Kiner Ralph

Genius is pain.

King Stephen

The pollution's at that awkward stage. Too thick to navigate and too thin to cultivate.


When the ax entered the forest, the trees said, "The handle is one of us!"

Kipling Rudyard

Imagination is the one weapon in the war against reality.

Kirk Lisa

If you're like most homeowners, you're afraid that many repairs around your home are too difficult to tackle. So, when your furnace explodes, you call in a so-called professional to fix it. The "professional" arrives in a truck with lettering on t

Kissinger Henry

Three o'clock in the afternoon is always just a little too late or a little too early for anything you want to do.

Kissinger Henry

You k'n hide de fier, but w'at you gwine do wid de smoke?

Kissinger Henry

There's no justice in this world.

Kissinger Henry

My father was a creole, his father a Negro, and his father a monkey; my family, it seems, begins where yours left off.

Kissinger Henry

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Kitman Marvin

Standards are different for all things, so the standard set by man is by no means the only 'certain' standard. If you mistake what is relative for something certain, you have strayed far from the ultimate truth.

Klein Robert

I consider a new device or technology to have been culturally accepted when it has been used to commit a murder.

Knapp R.S.

Well, he thought, since neither Aristotelian Logic nor the disciplines of Science seemed to offer much hope, it's time to go beyond them... Drawing a few deep even breaths, he entered a mental state practiced only by Masters of the Universal Way of

Koblas G.S.

Where it is a duty to worship the sun it is pretty sure to be a crime to examine the laws of heat.


I always wake up at the crack of ice.

Kopp Thomas J.

The course of true anything never does run smooth.

Koran The

You can observe a lot just by watching.

Korda Alexander

If a jury in a criminal trial stays out for more than twenty-four hours, it is certain to vote acquittal, save in those instances where it votes guilty.

Korda Michael

I'm always looking for a new idea that will be more productive than its cost.

Korner Kenny's

Time as he grows old teaches all things.

Krabill W.S.

There is a natural hootchy-kootchy to a goldfish.

Kraf Peter Kennedy

Ninety percent of everything is crap.

Kraft Foods

Let your conscience be your guide.

Kraus Karl

If I were a grave-digger or even a hangman, there are some people I could work for with a great deal of enjoyment.

Kraus Karl

Nice guys finish last, but we get to sleep in.

Kraus Karl

Adde parvum parvo manus acervus erit. [Add little to little and there will be a big pile.]

Kristofferson Kris

What fools these mortals be.

Krutch Joseph Wood

Once harm has been done, even a fool understands it.

Kubrick Stanley

Leave no stone unturned.

Kubrick Stanley

Being a miner, as soon as you're too old and tired and sick and stupid to do your job properly, you have to go, where the very opposite applies with the judges.

Kurt Vonnegut

Lo! Men have become the tool of their tools.

Kurt Vonnegut

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