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There is no character, howsoever good and fine, but it can be destroyed by ridicule, howsoever poor and witless. Observe the ass, for instance: his character is about perfect, he is the choicest spirit among all the humbler animals, yet see what rid

P Harry Thurston


More are taken in by hope than by cunning.

Pa Long Chen


To do two things at once is to do neither.

Pa Jessie


New Jersey is not the armpit of the nation; it's the asshole of the universe.

Paar Jack


A decade after Vietnam, we still cannot understand why "their" Salvadorans fight better than "our" Salvadorans. It is not a matter of their training or their equipment. It has to do with the quality of the society we are asking them to risk death d

Paar Jack


He knows not how to know who knows not also how to unknow.

Paine Thomas


Don't tell me how hard you work. Tell me how much you get done.

Paine Thomas


A citizen of America will cross the ocean to fight for democracy, but won't cross the street to vote in a national election.

Palindromist The Mad


Gauls! We have nothing to fear; except perhaps that the sky may fall on our heads tomorrow. But as we all know, tomorrow never comes!!

Parker Dorothy


Any philosophy that can be put "in a nutshell" belongs there.

Parker Dorothy


This wasn't just plain terrible, this was fancy terrible. This was terrible with raisins in it.

Parker Dorothy


True to our past we work with an inherited, observed, and accepted vision of personal futility, and of the beauty of the world.

Parker Dorothy


Anyone can do any amount of work provided it isn't the work he is supposed to be doing at the moment.

Parker Dorothy


A man gazing at the stars is proverbially at the mercy of the puddles in the road.

Parker Dorothy


Man has made his bedlam; let him lie in it.

Parker Dorthy


One of the pleasures of reading old letters is the knowledge that they need no answer.

Parker Robert


Leave no stone unturned.

Parkinson


REPORTER: Senator, are you for or against the MX missile system? SENATOR: Bob, the MX missile system reminds me of an old saying that the country folk in my state like to say. It goes like this: "You can carry a pig for six miles, but if you set i

Parkinson C.N.


In the highest society, as well as in the lowest, woman is merely an instrument of pleasure.

Parkinson C.N.


Those who have had no share in the good fortunes of the mighty Often have a share in their misfortunes.

Parnas Dave


I wish a robot would get elected president. That way, when he came to town, we could all take a shot at him and not feel too bad.

Pascal Blaise


The human instinct to censor thrives, as it always will, living in irrepressible conflict with the human instinct to speak. Outrage, self-righteousness, and paranoia feed the maw of censorship. Squelching speech, however, never reduces society's net

Pascal Blaise


Democracy is a form of government that substitutes election by the incompetent many for appointment by the corrupt few.

Pascal Blaise


You may have heard that a dean is to faculty as a hydrant is to a dog.

Pasteur L.


"It's kind of fun to do the impossible."

Pat Cadigan


If reporters don't know that truth is plural, they ought to be lawyers.

Pat Cadigan


"You have been in Afghanistan, I perceive."

Patricia O Tuama


[He] took me into his library and showed me his books, of which he had a complete set.

Patrick Saint


'Naomi, sex at noon taxes.' I moan. Never odd or even. A man, a plan, a canal, Panama. Madam, I'm Adam. Sit on a potato pan, Otis. Sit on Otis.

Patton


We seldom repent talking too little, but very often talking too much.

Paul Erdman


It is Mr. Mellon's credo that $200,000,000 can do no wrong. Our offense consists in doubting it.

Paul Tillich German


If I could drop dead right now, I'd be the happiest man alive!

Pelt Lucy Van


All art is but imitation of nature.

Penn Jillette


Dustin Farnum: Why, yesterday, I had the audience glued to their seats! Oliver Herford: Wonderful! Wonderful! Clever of you to think of it!

Penn William


You should never wear your best trousers when you go out to fight for freedom and liberty.

Perce Chief Joseph


... [concerning quotation marks] even if we *___did* quote anybody in this business, it probably would be gibberish.

Perelman S.J.


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Pericles


Education is an admirable thing, but it is well to remember from time to time that nothing that is worth knowing can be taught.

Perlis Alan J.


It is necessary for the welfare of society that genius should be privileged to utter sedition, to blaspheme, to outrage good taste, to corrupt the youthful mind, and generally to scandalize one's uncles.

Peter Dr. Laurence J.


From a certain point onward there is no longer any turning back. That is the point that must be reached.

Peter Dr. Laurence J.


We have nowhere else to go... this is all we have.

Peter Irene


The first rule of all intelligent tinkering is to keep all the parts.

Peter Laurence


The degree of civilization in a society can be judged by entering its prisons.

Peter Laurence J.


I never cheated an honest man, only rascals. They wanted something for nothing. I gave them nothing for something.

Peter Laurence J.


Education is the process of casting false pearls before real swine.

Peter Stack


The man who raises a fist has run out of ideas.

Peter Straub


Personifiers of the world, unite! You have nothing to lose but Mr. Dignity!

Petronius Gaius


The profession of book writing makes horse racing seem like a solid, stable business.

Phaedrus


There is an old time toast which is golden for its beauty. "When you ascend the hill of prosperity may you not meet a friend."

Phaedrus


Most general statements are false, including this one.

Phaedrus


My own life has been spent chronicling the rise and fall of human systems, and I am convinced that we are terribly vulnerable. ... We should be reluctant to turn back upon the frontier of this epoch. Space is indifferent to what we do; it has no fe

Philip Hale Boston


Scratch the average female and you'll find a purring bundle... at the ready to love and honor, bake a torte and still produce quintuplets.

Philips Emo


Freedom is what you do with what's been done to you.

Phillips Emo


The world is full of people who have never, since childhood, met an open doorway with an open mind.

Phillips Utah


If while you are in school, there is a shortage of qualified personnel in a particular field, then by the time you graduate with the necessary qualifications, that field's employment market is glutted.

Physicist John von Neumann


A definition of teaching: casting fake pearls before real swine.

Picasso


'Scuse me, while I kiss the sky!

Picasso


I don't have any use for bodyguards, but I do have a specific use for two highly trained certified public accountants.

Picasso Pablo


One thing I have no worry about is whether God exists. But it has occurred to me that God has Alzheimer's and has forgotten we exist.

Pike Bishop James


The `loner' may be respected, but he is always resented by his colleagues, for he seems to be passing a critical judgment on them, when he may be simply making a limiting statement about himself.

Pile Stephen


The Priest's grey nimbus in a niche where he dressed discreetly. I will not sleep here tonight. Home also I cannot go. A voice, sweetened and sustained, called to him from the sea. Turning the curve he waved his hand. A sleek brown head, a seal's,

Pile Stephen


Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration.

Pile Stephen


Marijuana will be legal some day, because the many law students who now smoke pot will someday become congressmen and legalize it in order to protect themselves.

Pile Stephen


In Marseilles they make half the toilet soap we consume in America, but the Marseillaise only have a vague theoretical idea of its use, which they have obtained from books of travel.

Pile Stephen


The world is your exercise-book, the pages on which you do your sums. It is not reality, although you can express reality there if you wish. You are also free to write nonsense, or lies, or to tear the pages.

Pindar


That must be wonderful: I don't understand it at all.

Pindar


Money is truthful. If a man speaks of his honor, make him pay cash.

Pinero Sir Arthur Wing


As failures go, attempting to recall the past is like trying to grasp the meaning of existence. Both make one feel like a baby clutching at a basketball: one's palms keep sliding off.

Pintauro Joseph


Goose pimples rose all over me, my hair stood on end, my eyes filled with tears of love and gratitude for this greatest of all conquerers of human misery and shame, and my breath came in little gasps. If I had not known that the Leader would have sc

Pirsig Robert


Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat.

Platford Lois


Educational television should be absolutely forbidden. It can only lead to unreasonable disappointment when your child discovers that the letters of the alphabet do not leap up out of books and dance around with royal-blue chickens.

Plato


Only that in you which is me can hear what I'm saying.

Plato


Laws are like sausages. It's better not to see them being made.

Plato


Man is a rational animal who always loses his temper when he is called upon to act in accordance with the dictates of reason.

Plato


Youth is a blunder, manhood a struggle, old age a regret.

Plato


You buy a judge by weight, like iron in a junk yard. A justice of the peace or a magistrate can be had for a five-dollar bill. In the municipal courts, he will cost you ten. In the circuit or superior courts, he wants fifteen. The state appellate

Plato


Something's rotten in the state of Denmark.

Plautus Titus Maccius


The Golden Rule is of no use to you whatever unless you realize it is your move.

Plautus Titus Maccius


We should have a Vollyballocracy. We elect a six-pack of presidents. Each one serves until they screw up, at which point they rotate.

Plautus Titus Maccius


... it still remains true that as a set of cognitive beliefs about the existence of God in any recognizable sense continuous with the great systems of the past, religious doctrines constitute a speculative hypothesis of an extremely low order of prob

Player Willis


God instructs the heart, not by ideas, but by pains and contradictions.

Plotinus


What I tell you three times is true.

Plummer Christopher


Would ye both eat your cake and have your cake?

Plutarch


Briefly stated, the findings are that when presented with an array of data or a sequence of events in which they are instructed to discover an underlying order, subjects show strong tendencies to perceive order and causality in random arrays, to perc

Pollard John G.


Be careful of reading health books, you might die of a misprint.

Pooh-Bah


The first rule of intelligent tinkering is to save all the parts.

Pope


The Least Perceptive Literary Critic The most important critic in our field of study is Lord Halifax. A most individual judge of poetry, he once invited Alexander Pope round to give a public reading of his latest poem. Pope, the leading poet of h

Pope Alexander


She cried, and the judge wiped her tears with my checkbook.

Pope Alexander


Suburbia is where the developer bulldozes out the trees, then names the streets after them.

Pope John Paul


October. This is one of the peculiarly dangerous months to speculate in stocks in. The others are July, January, September, April, November, May, March, June, December, August, and February.

Pope St. Gregory


A sinking ship gathers no moss.

Poppins Mary


A group of politicians deciding to dump a President because his morals are bad is like the Mafia getting together to bump off the Godfather for not going to church on Sunday.

Postmas James


Men of lofty genius when they are doing the least work are most active.

Pournelle Niven and


God is really only another artist. He invented the giraffe, the elephant and the cat. He has no real style, He just goes on trying other things.

Powers Richard


We are all born mad. Some remain so.

Prabhupada Swami


Politics and the fate of mankind are formed by men without ideals and without greatness. Those who have greatness within them do not go in for politics.

Prentice George D.


Democracy is a device that insures we shall be governed no better than we deserve.

President Pat Paulsen for


A racially integrated community is a chronological term timed from the entrance of the first black family to the exit of the last white family.

Presley Elvis


I am not now and never have been a girl friend of Henry Kissinger.

Presley Elvis


Even God cannot change the past.

Price Don


... but as records of courts and justice are admissible, it can easily be proved that powerful and malevolent magicians once existed and were a scourge to mankind. The evidence (including confession) upon which certain women were convicted of witch

Prochnow Herbert


There's no such thing as an original sin.

Prochnow Herbert V.


"Earth is a great, big funhouse without the fun."

Professor English


You k'n hide de fier, but w'at you gwine do wid de smoke?

Prosser D. Winkel and F.


The difference between a misfortune and a calamity? If Gladstone fell into the Thames, it would be a misfortune. But if someone dragged him out again, it would be a calamity.

Protagoras


The angry man always thinks he can do more than he can.

Proust M.


My problem lies in reconciling my gross habits with my net income.

Proverb A Yippie


I've touch'd the highest point of all my greatness; And from that full meridian of my glory I haste now to my setting. I shall fall, Like a bright exhalation in the evening And no man see me more.

Proverb Ancient Simian


Nothing in life is so exhilarating as to be shot at without result.

Proverb Chinese


Well, don't worry about it... It's nothing.

Proverb Chinese


The day will come when the mystical generation of Jesus, by the Supreme Being as his Father, in the womb of a virgin will be classified with the fable of the generation of Minerva in the brain of Jupiter. But we may hope that the dawn of reason and

Proverb Recent Chinese


It's always darkest just before the lights go out.

Pryne Hester


When a man is tired of London, he is tired of life.

Psalms


Plumbing is one of the easier of do-it-yourself activities, requiring only a few simple tools and a willingness to stick your arm into a clogged toilet. In fact, you can solve many home plumbing problems, such as annoying faucet drip, merely by tur

Publilius


My tears stuck in their little ducts, refusing to be jerked.

Publius Ovidius Naso


The holy passion of Friendship is of so sweet and steady and loyal and enduring a nature that it will last through a whole lifetime, if not asked to lend money.

Publius Terentius Afer


I understand why you're confused. You're thinking too much.

Publius Terentius Afer


Democracy is good. I say this because other systems are worse.

Publius Terentius Afer


Young men are fitter to invent than to judge; fitter for execution than for counsel; and fitter for new projects than for settled business. For the experience of age, in things that fall within the compass of it, directeth them; but in new things, a

Publius Terentius Afer


He that breaks a thing to find out what it is has left the path of wisdom.

Publius Vergilius Maro


If you want to know what god thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to.

Publius Vergilius Maro


Virtue would go far if vanity did not keep it company.

Publius Vergilius Maro


Silence is the element in which great things fashion themselves.

Publius Vergilius Maro


A committee takes root and grows, it flowers, wilts and dies, scattering the seed from which other committees will bloom.

Pudd'nhead Wilson's


If you don't count some of Jehovah's injunctions, there are no humorists in the Bible.

Pulitzer Joseph


The difference between the right word and the almost right word is the difference between lightning and the lightning bug.

Pusey Nathan


I reverently believe that the maker who made us all makes everything in New England, but the weather. I don't know who makes that, but I think it must be raw apprentices in the weather-clerks factory who experiment and learn how, in New England, fo

Pyrrhus


No one becomes depraved in a moment.

Python Monty


The more the merrier.

prayer Medieval


By trying we can easily learn to endure adversity. Another man's, I mean.

proverb Arab


The only thing to do with good advice is pass it on. It is never any use to oneself.

proverb Arabian


Television has proved that people will look at anything rather than each other.

proverb Chinese


"Die? I should say not, dear fellow. No Barrymore would allow such a conventional thing to happen to him."

proverb Chinese


Since we have to speak well of the dead, let's knock them while they're alive.

proverb Chinese


If a fool persists in his folly he shall become wise.

proverb Chinese


It is easier to be a "humanitarian" than to render your own country its proper due; it is easier to be a "patriot" than to make your community a better place to live in; it is easier to be a "civic leader" than to treat your own family with loving un

proverb Chinese


Nasrudin returned to his village from the imperial capital, and the villagers gathered around to hear what had passed. "At this time," said Nasrudin, "I only want to say that the King spoke to me." All the villagers but the stupidest ran off to spr

proverb Chinese


"We maintain that the very foundation of our way of life is what we call free enterprise," said Cash McCall, "but when one of our citizens show enough free enterprise to pile up a little of that profit, we do our best to make him feel that he ought t

proverb Chinese


Beggars should be no choosers.

proverb Indian


Dear Ann Landers: My husband watches the TV preachers every Sunday. He claims one minister said there are 350 different sins. My husband wants to know if you can get the list. He thinks he is missing something.

proverb Italian


A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer.

proverb Polish


More people are flattered into virtue than bullied out of vice.

proverb Spanish


The race is not always to the swift, nor the battle to the strong, but that's the way to bet.

proverb Turkish


The term "fire" brings up visions of violence and mayhem and the ugly scene of shooting employees who make mistakes. We will now refer to this process as "deleting" an employee (much as a file is deleted from a disk). The employee is simply there o

proverb. Scottish





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